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Forget flying planes over Goodison this weekend, instead just put the money into a 100 foot by 100 foot mirror and roll it out directly in front of the away end before the game. Let them have ten minutes with that mirror and hope that a fulcrum of self awareness exists so they shut up for the rest of the game before rushing home to have a bath with a full bottle of Dettol. Then finally setting fire to their entire wardrobe.
An unprecedented assault on the French resulting in an outpouring of grief. But enough about Dimitri Payet's ankle and let's get down to the footie.
In London for the weekend, and the Internet is tosh where I'm staying so a babbling brook may be out of the question.
Anybody know any decent pubs/bars that might be showing the game?
Doubt it like but thought I'd ask