Everton could crown Liverpool as champions

Everton v Man City

  • Lose - I'd rather 5th than see the kopites win it

    Votes: 194 25.6%
  • Win - 4th is too important to us

    Votes: 565 74.4%

  • Total voters
    759
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Last few pages of this thread would make a good DVD. Better than watching shitty underachieving plucky little Everton season reviews for the last 2 years over and over again because I'm dead bitter.
 
Speaking of making DVDs. Don't forget to buy your Official Liverpool 13/14 Season Review* on the website now.

http://store.liverpoolfc.tv/Liverpool-FC-Season-Review-2013-14-DVD/pid-41738

* Release date 2nd June: in case dem bitters beat City and we can edit out Gerrard's slip.

Content possibly includes:
  • Super Luis Suarez - "why I was missing for the first few games"
  • Mike Riley - "if you're being honest then Liverpool were actually denied 15 more penalties"
  • Patrice Evra's second cousin - "he used to call me whitey growing up"
  • King Kenny Dalglish - "me laying these foundations was all part of the plan and I left of my own accord"
  • Bruce Grobellaar - "the BNP were tweeting Juventus fans before the big game and I have proof"
  • Sir Alex Ferguson "LOL"
 

Searching for Liverpool DVDs throws up some beauties actually.

Team of the Decade - the 1990s?! Hahahahaha. I must have imagined United decimating all before them?

http://www.lfconline.com/feat/edy6/team_of_the_decade_1990s_220616/index.shtml

And "backpass" is a very apt term considering they backpassed their way to glory!

http://www.lfconline.com/feat/edy6/liverpool__a_backpass_through_history_816887/index.shtml

Lets not forget the 1989 Final where Everton could barely be arsed after what happened in the round before. Classy!

http://www.lfconline.com/feat/edy6/fa_cup_final_1989__liverpool_v_everton_178893/index.shtml


Proof that the gullible out of town tits will buy anything.

DVDs indeed eh @Kopite96?!
 
Searching for Liverpool DVDs throws up some beauties actually.

Team of the Decade - the 1990s?! Hahahahaha. I must have imagined United decimating all before them?

http://www.lfconline.com/feat/edy6/team_of_the_decade_1990s_220616/index.shtml

And "backpass" is a very apt term considering they backpassed their way to glory!

http://www.lfconline.com/feat/edy6/liverpool__a_backpass_through_history_816887/index.shtml

Lets not forget the 1989 Final where Everton could barely be arsed after what happened in the round before. Classy!

http://www.lfconline.com/feat/edy6/fa_cup_final_1989__liverpool_v_everton_178893/index.shtml


Proof that the gullible out of town tits will buy anything.

DVDs indeed eh @Kopite96?!
Thats the X-Rated section lad. Proper football porn.
He probably can only see the general stuff that they play on LFC as hes not yet legal.
 
Coming on here trying to taunt us with DVDs! Proper showed them bitters didn't he?

The lack of awareness from their out of town gimps continually brings joy to my life. Don't have a go at me but I actually sympathise a little with the local reds who have them hanging around trying too hard like a smelly second cousin at a family party.
 
Come on lads, can we have a song for liverpool.

!, 2, 3... All together now.... "He lives in a box, a very big box, Bill Shankly... Right next door, right next door's Bob Paisley"

*Ducks* Don't blame me, heard this getting sung years ago.
Feel bad for laughing but yeah

And what like
 
Feel bad for laughing but yeah

And what like

It's not really nice like, but them weapons still sing about Shankly and Paisley with their second anthem. 'The fields of Anfield Rd' (Adapted from the The Fields Of Athenry.)

Such a glorious club, with their two anthems nicked from Celtic.

You think we'd sing about Catterick? Or do we not live in the past?
 
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