Cursed Everton AI

[Andy McGurk]

I'm bored

Think of stupid scenarios involving Everton and post the results here. Very simple

Mine is 777 have taken over and have rebranded Everton as the Coffee Men to keep up with the 21st Century

Go

 

[Andy McGurk]

Sean Dyche signs a new sponsorship deal with Dyson, and brings out a new range of vacuum cleaners called "Dychens"

 

[chrismpw]

If this is the future, kill me now.

 

[HKContractDave]

Sean Dyche signs a new sponsorship deal with Dyson, and brings out a new range of vacuum cleaners called "Dychens"View attachment 230308View attachment 230309View attachment 230310View attachment 230311

Would make more money than 777

 

[Hackbread]

More please

 

[Andy McGurk]

If this is the future, kill me now.

The key here is "cursed". If we predict the absurdity, then maybe reality is less shocking

 

[Andy McGurk]

During a press conference for the Bournemouth game, Sean Dyche regrettably tells the media that there are a number of long term injuries due an unprecedented swarm of finches attacking the players at Finch Farm, he said the irony wasn't lost on him because he has a winning mentality

 

[Andy McGurk]

On the eve of Evertons first home game at Bramley Moore, Bill Kenwright realised his true dream of turning Goodison Park into a musical theatre with "Blood Brothers" on opening night.

If rumours are to be believed, he writing his own musical with help of Elton John about his tenure at Everton called "You had good times"

 

[Joey66]

Sean Dyche signs a new sponsorship deal with Dyson, and brings out a new range of vacuum cleaners called "Dychens"View attachment 230308View attachment 230309View attachment 230310View attachment 230311

Disgusting no Dyson's

 

[Hackbread]

During a press conference for the Bournemouth game, Sean Dyche regrettably tells the media that there are a number of long term injuries due an unprecedented swarm of finches attacking the players at Finch Farm, he said the irony wasn't lost on him because he has a winning mentality View attachment 230327View attachment 230328View attachment 230329View attachment 230330

I like how some of the players look like strange mismashs of the players.
3rd picture guy in the middle looks like a McNeil Coleman hybrid

 

[blue to the bone]

Ladies and gentlemen
An Award winning forum

 

[Shibbywiggles]

James McCarthy in a jelly

 

[Cameron Manning]

If this is the future, kill me now.

Hang on and make sure your insurance is all paid up before you take that route !

 

[Andy McGurk]

History is made as Everton become the first team to win the inaugural xG Trophy

 

[trueblue84]

History is made as Everton become the first team to win the inaugural xG Trophy

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