He is usually subbed on because another Carthorse named DCL cannot score either
adi dassler
Player Valuation: £6m
Don't think I've ever seen a player miss as many sitters as he has
I'm not writing him off, mind. He's getting into the right positions, he just needs to chill and stop lashing out at the ball so wildly.
You mustn't have seen Stuart Barlow then!
carolinablue232
Player Valuation: £70m
As long as he’s instructed to stay 60 yards away from our own goal we should be safe on that end as well.
Thanks for bring back that memory
paulf
Player Valuation: £8m
Anticipation, spacial awareness, control, shielding a ball, fitness, finishing, heading, just some on the basic requirements of a striker of which he has none. Give him as much time as you want . Falls into the Kenwright era of might be ok in time [Poor language removed] signing. How about signing someone who is actually even remotely decent? How long ago was that? Lukaku ffs.
linderoth
Player Valuation: £225k
However, his inability to find the net regularly – despite his pace often putting him through on goal – led to his gaining, amongst the Goodison support, the affectionate nickname of Stuart "Barndoor" Barlow (from the proverbial saying that an inaccurate person kicking or hitting a projectile "couldn't hit a barn door"). Another nickname was "Jigsaw" – the joke being that "he went to pieces in the box".Thanks for bring back that memory
Matthew mcdonnell
Player Valuation: £8m
Josh Queen too
Lukaku had some half decent support around him and we eventually paid 28mil for him in 2015. Would prob cost doublle that now at the same stage of his career. God know what his initial loan fee was, probably extortiante and started our slippery slope...
Like i have said you could stick Haaland up front for us at present and he wouldnt score. Then all the haters would get on his back until he was sold or loaned out due to extremely low confidence.
I would have fancied haaland with that header with that header from half a yard out you know.
Zeitgeist
Player Valuation: £35m
The only run dcl has ever had was with ancelotti and James putting them on a plate
Guys not good enough just jogs about winning the odd flick on
paulf
Player Valuation: £8m
Not a question of hating .its stating he isn’t a very good footballer. That’s an understatement.
Billy Dean
Player Valuation: £70m
Nice to see a poster with dry bed sheets in this thread
Duncan’s Pigeon Loft
Player Valuation: £6m
At best he can be useful/a nuisance coming in in the last 15 minutes to get at tiring defenders. Like the role Anichebe played for a spell. Never in a million years does he start over Calvert-Lewin though. I’d also like to see Dobbin and Chermiti get more opportunities
