Furey1878
Player Valuation: £70m
We've got a diamond called Norberto
A Toffee who worked in KFC...
On Klarna we bought from Udinese
To score goals and win for EFC
Terrarian
Player Valuation: £50m
I'm glad you did the last two lines, I couldn't think of anything lol
Blue Smoke
Player Valuation: £1.5m
Think it was his nod down to allow mcneil in with that shot he put just wide. Think it was also him who put the ball across that dacoure should have gambled on, for a tap in at far post.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
You know what lads, I'm going to stick my neck out here and say he's not good enough for us as a club and where we want to be.
Superb,great ditty!
cjuk87
Player Valuation: £10m
and because he is a blue,
He's used to hearing BOO
Beto is a toffee through and through
Blast_of_Cannock
Player Valuation: £8m
"When I say I love you, you say you Beto!
You Beto, you Beto, you bet!
When I say I need you, you say YOU BETO!
You Beto, you Beto, you bet!
You Beto, you Beto, you bet!
When I say I need you, you say YOU BETO!
You Beto, you Beto, you bet!
Jesus christ...make it stop
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £50m
GrimbolandBlue
Player Valuation: £1m
Got an unhealthy obsession with the lad. Love how much of a trier he is
He was fine. Unlucky to get caught up on the ball on his run when I thought he had man beaten. Slightly unorthodox run style at times.
But he also should have been through on goal with a man to the left of him 2 on 1 with the goalie if the linesman wasn't blind. Was a nice timed run.
Only thing I wanted to see him do better was make the ball stick and relieve the pressure while we was running the clock down. DCL is just very good at that part of his game.
