Best of the worst Everton XI

[Arteta2391]

Somebody signed them and only they knew why. You only remember them for being a train wreck of a player.

name the worst starting 11 you have had the delight to watch (I've been a fan since 2005)


-----------------Robles-----------------------
---Martina----Koldrup--Alcaraz---Bidwell
--------------Schneiderlin----------------
Van der Meyde--Li Tie---Cleverley---Drenthe
---------------Vellios--------------------

 

[Moonlight dribbler]

Gerrard

Mitch Ward
Carl Tiler
Mason Holgate
Ben Godfrey

Ian Wilson
Mike Milligan
Stefan Rehn
Yannick Bolassie

Brett Angell
Cenk Tosun

 

[TheBigIguana]

Robles was fine all things considered

 

[witchdoc187]

Claus Thomsen was the worst ever for me. Yet somehow scored a crap overhead kick at home to derby where we lost 2-1 and dunc got sent off for elbowing goalscor Paulo wankchops I believe

 

[StreetEndBlue]

Fan since 1983. Probably could knock-up another deadbeat team if I could be arsed.


GK. Richard Wright
RB. Paul Holmes
LB. Gary Naysmith
CB. Per Kroldrup
CB. Ian Marshall
RW. Simon Davies
LW. Peter Degn
CM. Gareth Farrelly
CM. Claus Thomsen
CF. Brett Angell
CF. Stuart Barlow.

 

[Iana]

Fan since 1983. Probably could knock-up another deadbeat team if I could be arsed.


GK. Richard Wright
RB. Paul Holmes
LB. Gary Naysmith
CB. Per Kroldrup
CB. Ian Marshall
RW. Simon Davies
LW. Peter Degn
CM. Gareth Farrelly
CM. Claus Thomsen
CF. Brett Angell
CF. Stuart Barlow.

John Oster and Tony Thomas must be on the subs bench then.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Gerrard
Ward Keeley Tiler Mclachlan
Walcott Bernard Stanley Wilson
Spencer Johnson

 

[yakublue]

Somebody signed them and only they knew why. You only remember them for being a train wreck of a player.

name the worst starting 11 you have had the delight to watch (I've been a fan since 2005)


-----------------Robles-----------------------
---Martina----Koldrup--Alcaraz---Bidwell
--------------Schneiderlin----------------
Van der Meyde--Li Tie---Cleverley---Drenthe
---------------Vellios--------------------

Vellios was just a kid. Cenk tosun all day over him.

And bolasie over Drenthe while we’re at it

 

[yakublue]

Gone 433 to make the most of our attacking talent

Gerrard

Naysmith
Kroldrup
Williams
Martina

Bolasie
Schneiderlin
Klaassen

Kone
Tosun
Niasse

 

[tommye]

Pick any 11 from the last 2 seasons.

 

[Nightman]

Somebody signed them and only they knew why. You only remember them for being a train wreck of a player.

name the worst starting 11 you have had the delight to watch (I've been a fan since 2005)


-----------------Robles-----------------------
---Martina----Koldrup--Alcaraz---Bidwell
--------------Schneiderlin----------------
Van der Meyde--Li Tie---Cleverley---Drenthe
---------------Vellios--------------------

Should Drenthe be near this or is my memory playing tricks on me? He had loads about him and Fulham away when he scored in the first few mins is still one of my fave away games.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Robles was fine all things considered

Supposedly he nearly came back a few months a go..

 

[Saint Domingo]

Michael Keane, Schneiderlin plus 9 others.

 

[Groucho]

Somebody signed them and only they knew why. You only remember them for being a train wreck of a player.

name the worst starting 11 you have had the delight to watch (I've been a fan since 2005)


-----------------Robles-----------------------
---Martina----Koldrup--Alcaraz---Bidwell
--------------Schneiderlin----------------
Van der Meyde--Li Tie---Cleverley---Drenthe
---------------Vellios--------------------

Robles was a decent keeper

 

[yakublue]

Should Drenthe be near this or is my memory playing tricks on me? He had loads about him and Fulham away when he scored in the first few mins is still one of my fave away games.

He looked quality in moments and I loved seeing him play, we’ve had far worse players