As Mystic Meg once said:
"I see a bright future for a gang of Scouse knobheads..... And no, I'm not talking about the ****e!"
Whilst this season will undoubtedly be somewhat 'different'; provided we can keep hold of the bulk of our starting XI, we should be 'alright'. No more, no less, simply 'alright'.
Whilst the majority of other Premiership Vagabonds are salivating over potential new employees, we are, once again, debating whether or not there's any ****ing difference betwixt ASDA's own premium and economy fish fingers. Needless to say, we'll still plump for the economy range.
But that's us all over, isn't it? Value for money. We'll still do the same job as the 'luxury equivalent', but for a lesser price. The packaging might well be different, but the entrails are still the same.
"What gas mark do I cook these at lad?"
"Norrarsed, TBH mate. They're still gonna get scoffed, innit?"
"Yeah but lad, these 'no frills' ones take longer to cook tho, innit"
"Yeah but lad, they're still gonna be covered in tomato sauce, so who's arsed?"
"Sound lad"
That's us. Value for money. No frills. Smart price. I don't care how you dress it up. We'll do the same for less. Captain Birdseye can **** right off, IMO.
One thing's for certain, I have it on good authority that Martinez is taking up French lessons so as to schmooze his way into some of the Grafton's Elitist arl dollies. The dirty get.
