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I want Luton and Forest to lose and Burnley win. Hopefully we beat Brentford and Burnley beat Forest last game of the season to send them and Luton down. be a great end to the season.

Love watching my local semi-pro team with my mates, 6ft from the pitch . Follow my home town team Wrexham if on tv , and of course Everton , which will never change after over 60 odd years. Rarely watch any other football , PL is just a joke .

The fellas an absolute joy vacuum. “Whilst the Derby victory provided a very welcome distraction…” Can someone remind him that this is a football club. The games of football aren’t a distraction, it’s the sole purpose of our support, the...

Knocked unconscious and doesn’t know who he is. We’ve told him he’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Am glad the team listened to you mate otherwise we'd be up the swaney.

Genuinely think without Dyche we’d be in free fall. The way we are right now gives us at least a semblance of stability and the belief we kind grind something out when, let’s face it, we don’t always play amazingly. A more open style of play...

if i had a cat i would of zoumad it i dont i have a dog and hes my mate lads im boiling here.

If you read about this being in series b or the Greek second division it would sound mental. Only some teams punished, random points deducted, no official processes in place. It wouldn't happen in Sunday football as the leagues have clear rules...

It should note that’s a restricted view on any ticket you buy mate (obscuring a goal) but in many ways the real Goodison experience is giving yourself a neck hernia trying to see the opposition roll their winner past our keeper so don’t pass that...

What a weekend it's been lads, and that raggedy band don't even play for almost 24 hours yet. We'll look back on these days the way grizzled veterans do, with humility and quiet glory. Those of us that survive anyway. I'm gonna neck a campari...

It will be announced at half time tomorrow, the shagger silk will come out in his y fronts, dragging a dead lion by it's tail to the center circle while swinging a purple dildo attached to a shoelace over his head, then Mr testicles will run out...

Dyche's Everton put 5 past Brighton so I'm not sure what your point is.

What a weird stance right now, for me you sound oblivious to the actual level of our squad and the perilous position of the whole club. The last 3 years have been atrocious, but banging on about the the playing style is like concentrating on a...

I wonder if next year's edition includes options "Storm out of the room" or "Hire an expensive lawyer to deal with the situation" or "Organise a plane" or "Hire a video screen van" or "Carry the dog on Goodison Road" or...