Everton players you've had an inexplicable hatred of

[Tubey]

I used to really detest Mark Pembridge as a kid, but looking back he was just merely awful rather than totally Phil Neville.

 

[TheBlueGibbon]

Niclas Alexandersson.
Mark Pembridge.

 

[dublinbluenose]

Mikel Arteta - never warmed to him even though I could appreciate his talent. Always seemed like a smarmy git.

 

[blue61]

Can't believe Luke Garbutt didn't make Chico's top 5, some latent man love there. Or did I mean blatant?

 

[Tubey]

Mark Hughes for me. I hated him when he played for Man U and I still hate him now. He was finished when Smith bought him to us and gave the general overall impression that he hated every minute of being here despite being finished - I,m greeting wound up just thinking about him !

Remember being at a game and someone shouted "Go on Sparky!" - I cringed.

He was never an Everton player. I think we and him disavow any knowledge we ever bumped into eachother these days.

 

[n01efc]

Idan Tal and Earl Barrett

 

[ijjysmith]

Paul Gerrard gave me very similar feelings back then to how I feel about our current keepers.

 

[Tubey]

Oh oh, Marc Hottiger. He was absolutely last, but I just hated his face from the moment we signed him, the Prince William-lookalike beaut.

 

[Dharma]

Barmby - A disgrace

 

[Tubey]

John Oster. Again, not because he was pony, but because he looked like a prepubescent choir boy.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Ian Wilson, his slaphead used to annoy the [swear word] out of me as a kid.

 

[sageyefc]

Hate,
Hughes,
Bilic,
Stubbs,
Neville,
Lescott

Strongly dislike,
Grey,
Linekaer,
Cahill,
Yobo,
McFadden

 

[caught]

Okay, Duncan McKenzie

He'd long retired before I was born but he was once at another table in a restraunt when I was eating out with my parents as a child. Came across as a bit of a bell. That's not inexplicable in itself, but I've since decided to retroactively hate him as a player and to wish when he jumped over a mini that one time someone forgot to put the handbrake on and it ran over the tip of his penis.

 

[blue61]

Mark Hughes for me. I hated him when he played for Man U and I still hate him now. He was finished when Smith bought him to us and gave the general overall impression that he hated every minute of being here despite being finished - I,m greeting wound up just thinking about him !

I used to feel the same about Brian Kidd.

 

[Tubey]

Paul Gerrard gave me very similar feelings back then to how I feel about our current keepers.

That man perfected the art of parrying shots directly into the opposition strikers path, instead of away from goal.

One of our worst ever 'keepers.