You're the New Manager. How do you Rebuild?

[JobForTheMoyes]

Tank it, get fired and a massive payout. Relaxing on the beach by Christmas.

 

[trueblue84]

Book half the current squad on a once in a lifetime submarine trip to the titanic.

 

[Papa Shango]

Sell all our players.

Buy Bournemouth.

That's 7 places gained already.

Need a new manager though...

 

[COYBL25]

Put @davek in charge

Good Lord no, the first thing he’d do is change the kits to donkey jackets, make flat caps mandatory for entry into the ground, re name the ground Everton Spartak and give Roberto Martinez a lifetime contract.

 

[RomanReigns]

i'd sign all the Moroccan, Algerian and Tunisian ballers and unleash them on the prem

we will be seeing goal of the season contenders every week

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Under no circumstances listen to THE FANS, particularly folk on GOT.

What do we know?

Put @davek in charge

Apart from this

 

[Brisan123]

Give Joeys brother the keys to the scouting department.

And hide them from Zat unless we want to hire accredited childcare workers with police clearance

 

[kiss the crest]

I would put Obrien at RB Keane and Tarkowski in defence and Mykolenko as LB and just hope for the best, if it doesn't work just keep it at that
Oh and just keep swapping Beto/Barry around up front

Then just make sure my wages have gone in at the end of the month, jobs a good un

 

[Seathestars]

Start by getting Harvey Elliott and make him Captain

 

[goldfinchmule]

I would have negotiated a 4 year contract at 8 million a season and employ Iraola as my assistant and pay him 7 million a year.

 

[Brisan123]

Still in just waiting to get kicked out, they found clots too, so I’m on blood thinners for 6 mths

The blood thinners are a bitch
Every shaving cut becomes a nightmare
Buy an electric razor
Be very careful doing DIY around the house
I hope your job doesn’t involve manual labour or using tools

 

[brittcop1]

Some funny replies here...I was going for a serious answer I honestly think there are some good players here..they need a spark like we all do. Dyche followed by Moyes will do that to anyone! One thing I would absolutely do is STOP handing out new effin contracts to mediocre players who WILL NOT get better.

 

[Seathestars]

Still in just waiting to get kicked out, they found clots too, so I’m on blood thinners for 6 mths

'kinhell mate, that Ebola might have been a blessing in disguise, I mean pneumonia.

All the best Bud

 

[Thomasc]

 

[PhilRegan]

Recruit experienced PL players and go and get players I’m familiar with from previous jobs.

Players I can trust to do a job and steady the ship.
Yours truly
David Moyes

Exactly why rock the apple cart