JobForTheMoyes
Player Valuation: £50m
Tank it, get fired and a massive payout. Relaxing on the beach by Christmas.
Put @davek in charge
Under no circumstances listen to THE FANS, particularly folk on GOT.
What do we know?
Apart from thisPut @davek in charge
And hide them from Zat unless we want to hire accredited childcare workers with police clearanceGive Joeys brother the keys to the scouting department.
The blood thinners are a bitchStill in just waiting to get kicked out, they found clots too, so I’m on blood thinners for 6 mths![]()
I honestly think there are some good players here..they need a spark like we all do. Dyche followed by Moyes will do that to anyone! One thing I would absolutely do is STOP handing out new effin contracts to mediocre players who WILL NOT get better.'kinhell mate, that Ebola might have been a blessing in disguise, I mean pneumonia.Still in just waiting to get kicked out, they found clots too, so I’m on blood thinners for 6 mths![]()
Exactly why rock the apple cartRecruit experienced PL players and go and get players I’m familiar with from previous jobs.
Players I can trust to do a job and steady the ship.
Yours truly
David Moyes
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