I was sitting next to a bloke who was convinced Anichebe had scored a hat trick until we talked him out of it. Despite the fact they announced the scorers by name he was positive that it was him who had scored the fifth goal and even more bizarely the first.
Anichebe had a good game.
He did, yeah.
I wasn't implying that was you. I agree with you, he had a good game. I just thought it was a reasonably amusing anecdote.

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