Workplace Etiquette

[Leylo]

Was in work last week went to the gents for a pee , A lad was in the cubicle toilet on the phone to his missus having a full conversation, he's at the end right love just finishing my [Poor language removed] ring you later love you.....? classy people in construction ye know ?

 

[Rich1878]

People who leave their plates/cups on the canteen table and mooch off

 

[the golden visionary]

I used to have to share a travelodge room while working away with a proper flid.

Scruffy, unwashed bellend who thought he was anti establishment because he smoked rolleys in the room and didn't pay tax.

Guess who he supported

 

[Joey66]

In our mess room in the nursery one of my workmates always stunk of B.O. it was the medication he was on - ........ This other employee got the keys & went to our chemical store - he came back with a large can of Keyes fluid & emptied a full circle of neat Keyes fluid around his chair - then things just carried on as if nothing had happened - I was just a young apprentice......

 

[Billy Dean]

Probably been brought up already but would it kill you to at least double check if you've hit "reply" versus "reply all". I, nor anyone else, doesn't need to see your personal response to the boss's email.

I also hate people who CC in the whole business to an email when they're upset about something.

 

[Tree13]

I used to have to share a travelodge room while working away with a proper flid.

Scruffy, unwashed bellend who thought he was anti establishment because he smoked rolleys in the room and didn't pay tax.

Guess who he supported

Labour?

*Runs*

 

[Vegas Toffee Girl]

When a male boss says he wonders what it would be like to kiss me on the lips...I just wait for Karma...she always shows up!! For this guy, she paid him 2 visits! lol

 

[Tree13]

People who send emails with read receipts - wrong 'uns.

People who want the heating on in the office - sociopaths.

People who bellow their teams calls because they're wearing headphones and can't hear themselves - asshats.

People.

 

[tommye]

a male boss says he wonders what it would be like to kiss me on the lips...I

As long as you're not doing cartwheels at the time then you should be ok

 

[tommye]

People

This.


World's full of bellends.
I work with quite a few of them.

 

[Billy Dean]

People who send emails with read receipts - wrong 'uns.

People who want the heating on in the office - sociopaths.

People who bellow their teams calls because they're wearing headphones and can't hear themselves - asshats.

People.

People who refuse to switch on the air con during a heatwave are absolute monsters

 

[canuckblue]

I used to have to share a travelodge room while working away with a proper flid.

Scruffy, unwashed bellend who thought he was anti establishment because he smoked rolleys in the room and didn't pay tax.

Guess who he supported

Should have run him over with a Bobcat digger.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Used to work with a fella who’d tan abar 4 cans of Stella through the working day, everyone knew what he was up to. He’d disappear round the back off work and come back stinking of bifters and bevvy.

His car was like and ashtray, just used to flick his ciggie ash all over it.

One of the most disgusting human beings I’ve ever met.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I also hate people who CC in the whole business to an email when they're upset about something.

We had someone do this recently. There are thousands of people in the company. One person sent an email to everyone and then People starting sending emails to everyone in the company asking to be removed from the original chain. Then people started replying to everyone asking people not to reply to everyone. Was one of the best days ever to be honest.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

In my work the toilets have reflective floors and a big gap underneath each cubicle so you can see the reflection of people sitting having a jobbie looking at their phones. I found some secret toilets on a different floor which don’t have this design flaw.