Why will our big deadline day transfer fail?

[Michaelcoyb]

On a day when we could be signing either Niasse, Bolanos or another player no one has heard of, Everton fans know there is a huge possibility of failure.

What is the reason that you think Everton will do an "Everton" and mess the whole thing up?

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

Because of people like you who don't deserve new toys.

 

[Polish_Blue_Army]

Target will commit suicide or choose watford

 

[Emelev1929]

There was interest by West ham for Bolanos some time back.

 

[Lee Smith]

"The board put in phenomenal effort during this very important moment of time for us but unfortunately Andriy's car broke down at junction 26 of the M6 and he couldn't get to Finch Farm in time to sign the contract. But on the plus side Osman is playing with incredible swagger in training and has signed a 3 year extension"

 

[ilikecheese]

Probably because the reports are a complete load of tosh.

 

[macdog]

Dear oh dear...

 

[madkiwi]

Player thought they were signing for Everton de Viña del Mar ...

 

[JAYTALITY]

I don't care Who we sign

 

[ilikecheese]

I don't care Who we sign

*ponders why 'Who' is capitalized

It must mean something...surely. *prepares for tea leaf reading

 

[Huyton Layne]

We'll probably do something terrible like sign a Finn.

 

[McBain]

Target will spontaniously combust or prefer Leicester City.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Im preparing me self for heart crushing dissapointment

 

[jtl60]

I don't think we are crying out and out for immediate positions in the team so I'd prefer to wait and get the right man rather than panic buy and splash out silly money on a possibility.

Cheeky loan for a seasoned striker wouldn't go a miss

 

[bitter-no-better]

We put a late bid in for Riquelme but ended up with Ric wee.