We are right and truly screwed here. The options right now are desperate at best. No one is going to want to play for us. The players we have are going to be looking for an exit as soon as possible if we don’t get this appointment right. Recycling managers just signals mid-table mediocrity. Of what’s available right now, Nuno I think is the most likely to steer us clear of the drop. But is he the one to guide us back in the mix, NO! Roberto is a good guy and was well liked during his tenure. But he has accomplished NOTHING short of that FA Cup. NO! Does Big Dunc have what it takes to compete with the Klopp and the [Poor language removed] and the likes of Conte and Pep? Sadly, I think NO! For me, there is no truly simple choice. But this club needs to make a statement. This club needs to take a big swing. This club is currently wallowing in that mid-table sludge. I fear we are going to cement our place there if we don’t get this next appointment correct. For me, it’s Lampard or Rooney. Neither is a safe choice. But they would at least signal intent to progress. I’m not going to argue for Lampard. It’s Rooney for me. He is an Evertonian and he is….well, he’s [Poor language removed] Wayne Rooney! No one need explain who he is or what he has done. Give him the keys to the building and let’s get in line. Honestly, even if he ends up a massive failure, that wouldn’t be far off from where we find ourselves now. Rooney in!
