Who smells of what?

[heatmeiser]

Simples. Each person is linked in my mind with a certain smell (and they also come in pairs but that's another thread altogether).

Which celebrity (football or not) smells of what?


Fergie - Obviously Whisky.

Shearer - Too much Lynx.

Martin O'Neill - Polo mints.

Johnny Vegas - Pork Pies.

Who do you think smells of a certain something?

 

[Goat]

Louis Saha - Deep Heat
Andy Reid - Kebabs
Torres - Hair Gell

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Graeme Le Saux - KY Jelly

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Rafael.......hypocrisy

allardice.......used notes

chico.......kouros

 

[heatmeiser]

Benitez - Sulphur.

 

[steevie]

Benitez - Arrogance
Ferguson - Chewing Gum
Wenger - Just for men
Moyes - Sweet smell of Success

 

[Vim Fuego]

Me = A combination of piss and spew.

 

[Nebbiolo]

Me = A combination of piss and spew.

Nice, Vim. Bet nobody can say you've got smelly feet like me, though!

 

[ajax_andy]

Benitez - Knob Cheese
Fergie - Spilt Milk
Arsene Wenger - Arse n vinegar
Guus Hiddink - Roman Sperm

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Tim Howard- onion gravy from Chung Wah's
Tony Hibbert- Brut
Jags- Whatever perfume Blue Lass uses
Lescott- JPS Kingsize
Baines- Dubbin


I'll be back later with the midfield

 

[heatmeiser]

Tim Howard- onion gravy from Chung Wah's
Tony Hibbert- Brut
Jags- Whatever perfume Blue Lass uses
Lescott- JPS Kingsize
Baines- Dubbin


I'll be back later with the midfield

Ahem.

Also just seen Kirsy Gallagher on something and she blatantly smells of Baby Powder.