We’ve tried practically all of the stereotypical types of football managers since
Moyes left.
- The up and coming young foreign manager (Martinez / Silva)
- The slightly more experienced foreign ex-playing legend manager (Koeman)
- The typical British survival expert manager (Allardyce)
- The legit world-class manager (Ancelotti)
- The horrific ageing dinosaur manager (Benitez)
- The inexperienced English ex-playing legend manager (Lampard)
I think if / when Lampard goes, the board will throw a desperate Hail Mary in the sheer hope it somehow pays off.
I’ve got a feeling it’s going to be Rooney, with his Evertonian supporting Derby and DC United #2 Pete Shuttleworth as his assistant, and Ferguson back as a coach.