Aldo gives a public face to the utterly demented, one-eyed to the point of self-delusion, cultish, ignorant of reality RAWK types that follow them and for that the odious cretin should be treasured. If he didn't exist we'd have to invent him, so willingly and without irony does he tick all the boxes for every cliched stereotype fans of other clubs have about them. He's a walking, talking caricature of a kopite and I bet he's quite probably a brown brogue-wearing full kit [Poor language removed].
Hansen grinds my gears the most, peddling his lazy, smug, biased 'analysis' at my expense, the Captain Scarlet looking mofo. Lawro isn't far behind, his commentary is literally unlistenable, it makes me switch over. He makes me feel like slitting my wrists before half time, with his bitchy asides and miserable, bitter demeanour.