What's the best Transfer day rumour you've ever heard??

Sutty18 · January 31, 2012

Just to pass the time while glued to BBC and SkySports.

This has to be one of the biggest wind ups ever.

Gary Breen the Republic of Ireland international was linked with Barcelona, has to go down as one of the best!

GraemeS1980 · January 31, 2012

One of the funniest I heard was Andy Carroll to the sh1te for Â£35million.....oh wait......hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

jimbo2011 · January 31, 2012

A couple of years back a mad deadline day rumour went round that Riquelme had been seen withdrawing money from a cash machine in West Derby!!

haha!

Deano · January 31, 2012

Riquelme to us, thanks to the official site.

Pblueman · January 31, 2012

Riqelme has been spotted at John Lennon airport with an Everton representative............. apparently lol

Raymondo077 · January 31, 2012

Proposed straight swap for Teves and the donkey..

Still phishing myself here.

What a bleeding CHEEK FFS!!!

when i score we riot · January 31, 2012

Last window there was "Coleman to Liverpool for 6m!"

TheBlueGibbon · January 31, 2012

There was an Ibrahimovic to Fulham rumour a few years back.

Warzycha's Caterpillar · January 31, 2012

Saha to Spurs on loan...TODAY.....I'll into a coma if this happens.

somuchfun · January 31, 2012

Warzycha's Caterpillar said:
Saha to Spurs on loan...TODAY.....I'll into a coma if this happens.

Pretty much this, albeit he might still be able to play in a different role than the one he's failed for us.

EDIT: Off-topic, but might Saha actually do ok behind the Jell-O?

IL Cattivo · January 31, 2012

When we were linked to a loan move for Phillipe Senderos! I was laughing aloud when I heard it.....

The biggest relief for me after it did actually come to fruition was that it was just a 'Loan' move. Could have been UGLY that one!

Mvflusk · January 31, 2012

Saha is gone. By his own admission his "lazy" style of play is due to the fact his knees are giving in on him. He's like Ledley King x2. Spurs would be insane to take him off us.

bluejock · January 31, 2012

IL Cattivo said:
When we were linked to a loan move for Phillipe Senderos! I was laughing aloud when I heard it.....

The biggest relief for me after it did actually come to fruition was that it was just a 'Loan' move. Could have been UGLY that one!

He's bald,
He's sh*t,
He plays when no one's fit, senderos, Senderos