What is the worst thing to happen at a wedding you have attended?

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My dad being the best man at my uncles wedding made a toast, "to Eamonn and Claire" (the name of my uncles first wife) *facepalm*
 

Dear owner of the 2012 reg SUV
On Monday you graced my car with your presence in the Dalkey car park, manoeuvring your fine, fine set of enormous wheels in such an excellent way that it made it impossible for me to get my own car out.
I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate you on your over exaggerated sense of entitlement by owning a considerably larger vehicle than my own mere mortal economical non tank like run-a-round allowing you the right to invade my part of the parking section, encroaching over the line and making it impossible to gain access to my car.
I also wish to thank you for making me miss an important appointment and leaving me pacing the main street in rage waiting for you to come back and remove your tank.

PS: Next time could you please leave me a f**king tin opener to get out, which would avoid you finding the large key scratch I scored down the paintwork rear of your vehicle which I am sure have noticed by now.
 
angelwitch said:
Dear owner of the 2012 reg SUV
On Monday you graced my car with your presence in the Dalkey car park, manoeuvring your fine, fine set of enormous wheels in such an excellent way that it made it impossible for me to get my own car out.
I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate you on your over exaggerated sense of entitlement by owning a considerably larger vehicle than my own mere mortal economical non tank like run-a-round allowing you the right to invade my part of the parking section, encroaching over the line and making it impossible to gain access to my car.
I also wish to thank you for making me miss an important appointment and leaving me pacing the main street in rage waiting for you to come back and remove your tank.

PS: Next time could you please leave me a f**king tin opener to get out, which would avoid you finding the large key scratch I scored down the paintwork rear of your vehicle which I am sure have noticed by now.
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No this is the wedding thread, the open letter thread is in the suite next door.

Ffft, wedding crashers, they're everywhere!!!
 

Went to an outdoor wedding this weekend down in Tennessee. It was so hot outside that everyone was sweating through their clothes. It was awful.
 

As mentioned elsewhere on this site, a former high school friend told me about how she and her girlfriend were going to tag-team me back in the day one time when we were all on an innocent walk in the woods. It, of course, never came to pass, but she was kind enough to tell me about it during my own wedding reception.
 
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