What is the worst thing to happen at a wedding you have attended?

[Hilga]

?????

 

[Elong]

The woman my mate married!

Thank god he divorced her later.

 

[keverton]

I got married. Enough said.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I've not been to many tbh. and can't remember any Incidents such as punch-ups or anything, did get a groom involved in a pickled onion eat off though, and shots, and more pickled onions, and more shots, and more..... It was about 3 days before she let him near her.

 

[Nails]

Probably me whenever I drink too much champagne.

 

[micknick]

I used to runa venue that held weddings. The worst one was with a real chavvy family- we had to call the police twice becuase of fights. The kids were climbing up on the roofs and let all the tyres down on the cars- little sh1ts.

 

[tommypotts]

We used to do catering and at a wedding at Knights Grange in Winsford we'd set everything up an popped outside for a fag, when we got back inside the wedding cake had been nicked. Luckily for us the grooms mum had taken a picture so they knew it had been there.

 

[angelwitch]

Not shagging a bridesmaid.

 

[malcson]

Bride punching a guest, a guest being jumped by relatives of the bride, a best man who was too pissed to string a coherrent sentence together but still manfully struggled through his speech (all separate events).

 

[Piijt]

Crashed a wedding in Crosby years ago, lad with us made a beeline straight for the DJ who he'd had previous with, he dived over the decks and knocked him out. Whole place erupted between the two families, we slid out quietly, didn't even manage to order a pint.

 

[HSD]

At a Wedding when I was 6 with my mum & siblings, got a call saying my Dad had broke his back from landing a Glider badly - he was rushing to make it to the party. Turns out he was a few millimetres away from being paralysed - Very, very lucky.


....Way to make it serious, Helen!

 

[bluejock]

Seen a best man with a few too many under his belt stand up to make a toast, watch on with horror as his glass of red wine flew out his hand and ended up all over the bride's dress.

That got the cheer of the night.

 

[edge]

Saying i do,
Other than that one of my mates as getting married, and as we were on the steps of the church waiting for the pictures,
he stopped the photo,s, and moved a little girl off to one side out of the picture she was only about four,
i said whats that about, he said" half her family are scum and i dont want any of them on my pics" his new bride said" are you saying half my family are scum," yes he replied," what half are then" she says, now there are now about a 150 people looking on and one destraught child, and he just says" take your pick either half as far as im concerned "
that went down really well, god i could spend hours writing about that lad, he made us bring an everton union jack to the night, and spend most of the night on a table shouting everton chants at his inlaws the red fookers
Funny enough they ended up divorced, he married again and became a jerhovah before getting thrown out for carrying on, with a chinese girl that worked in the indian food factory , he worked in .you couldnt make someone up like him if you tried.

 

[gheesom]

A Bridesmaid broke her arm once. I've been lucky in the 50 or so I've photographed. No punch ups, no chavs!! All good so far.

 

[yozzer]

At a Wedding when I was 6 with my mum & siblings, got a call saying my Dad had broke his back from landing a Glider badly - he was rushing to make it to the party. Turns out he was a few millimetres away from being paralysed - Very, very lucky.


....Way to make it serious, Helen!

Fancy sharing a cab to the wedding Dad?

[Poor language removed] that, I'm going by HANG GLIDER bitches!