Player Valuation: £50k
Continue reading...If karma is true, the idea that bad actions in a previous life are being punished in this one, then clearly, in a past life, I was a complete bugger.
How else can you explain what could occur next May?
There is a possibility on the horizon that by the end of this season, Liverpool will be champions, the Tories under Johnson will be established in power with a comfortable majority, and Everton could be facing a future in the Championship.
If you’re a Socialist and an Evertonian, things have never been bleaker. If you’re a Red and a Tory, it’s like all your Christmases have come at once (and in this instance they are definitely ‘white’ Christmases).
In the past there’s always been hope amongst the darkness. When Thatcher was at her zenith, Everton were being amazing under Kendall. Then, when Everton were deciding to be utter [Poor language removed] in the 90s, along came New Labour to bring an end to eighteen long years of Tory inspired gloom.
Of course, there’s a chance that not all...