What does it take to be an Everton manager?

[COYBL25]

Oh no, someone would complain about something.

It would be the wrong type of good

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

It would be the wrong type of good

Too much success is diluting the club etc etc.

 

[coollino]

Last season all anyone wanted was a dull year without drama and to settle the club down. Apparently not...

Id rather panic about a 19 ye old left back

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Very little by way of insight so far. Interesting.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Very little by way of insight so far. Interesting.

They cant tell you what they exactly want, just that they're not happy about it. Either that or the forums got you on ignore so they cant see your shenanigans.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

They cant tell you what they exactly want, just that they're not happy about it. Either that or the forums got you on ignore so they cant see your shenanigans.

The latter, obvs.

 

[hallamblue]

Its not though. Allardyce won games but wasn't around long, for example.

No he didn't, he drew a lot, and when we were safe and he had a chance to show he could progress is he singularly failed

 

[hallamblue]

High energy,high pressing,committed football with a squad of players who would run through brick walls for each other and the manager.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

High energy,high pressing,committed football with a squad of players who would run through brick walls for each other and the manager.

What's the manager like though? Will he not give a fig about our perpetual moaning or try to be our bestie?

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Sexy like Marco, the tea-blowing cool of Carlo, the attacking joie de vivre of Bobby and Davey’s defensive prowess. Ferguson’s cone laying wouldn’t hurt either.

 

[summerisle]

Be well versed in black magic.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Be well versed in black magic.

THIS

 

[Swartzy]

Zatara !!

A man with all the knowledge (Stats)

What more could you possibly need..

 

[Blue Neon]

Someone with authority who can kick with accuracy, a footy boot across the dressing room and hit a player just above the eye, and boot him out when he gets too big for his boots. Any idea who I'm talking about?

 

[Swartzy]

Be at one with the fanbase

Be at odds with the Reffs

Be a strong but subtle coach

Have balls on the pitch

Ambition...