We're Forever Everton That!

[ToffeeDan]

Everton, Everton
We'll Forever screw it up
2-1 Up, 5-2 Down
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown

We've got the best supporters on any football ground
Because they're still behind us (we always let them down)
The Men that go from Merseyside (Arsenal Seven to Concede)
Will hear the call of Everton, you effing make me seethe

Everton, Everton
We'll Forever screw it up
2-1 Up, 5-2 Down
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown

We're the kings of the Everton Cup
We play in Royal Blue,
The Oppos of the Toffeemen,
We play it back to you,
We lose it on the carpet,
We hoof it in the air,
Whichever way we play it,
We're never getting there...

Everton, Everton
We'll Forever screw it up
2-1 Up, 5-2 Down
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown

We're out of the league and we're out of the Cup
Everton's gone and mucked it up...

The story that is Everton,
From the days of Darracott
The story we will carry on,
We haven't won a lot..
In every land and continent,
Wherever football's known,
They'll say where is that Everton?
They haven't won a bone..

Everton, Everton
We'll Forever screw it up
2-1 Up, 5-2 Down
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown

 

[tommye]

 

[chrismpw]

Everton, Everton
We'll Forever screw it up
2-1 Up, 5-2 Down
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown

We've got the best supporters on any football ground
Because they're still behind us (we always let them down)
The Men that go from Merseyside (Arsenal Seven to Concede)
Will hear the call of Everton, you effing make me seethe

Everton, Everton
We'll Forever screw it up
2-1 Up, 5-2 Down
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown

We're the kings of the Everton Cup
We play in Royal Blue,
The Oppos of the Toffeemen,
We play it back to you,
We lose it on the carpet,
We hoof it in the air,
Whichever way we play it,
We're never getting there...

Everton, Everton
We'll Forever screw it up
2-1 Up, 5-2 Down
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown

We're out of the league and we're out of the Cup
Everton's gone and mucked it up...

The story that is Everton,
From the days of Darracott
The story we will carry on,
We haven't won a lot..
In every land and continent,
Wherever football's known,
They'll say where is that Everton?
They haven't won a bone..

Everton, Everton
We'll Forever screw it up
2-1 Up, 5-2 Down
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown
Everton's the team that'll always make you frown

Though we've won more than most clubs.

Just not for a while like.

 

[matty1878]

ffs

 

[Methuselah]

Poet Laureate out of reach I'm afraid.

 

[Cork Evertonian]

Though we've won more than most clubs.

Just not for a while like.

We've had to endure a lot of heartbreak over the years, but still though 9 league titles 5 Fa Cups a european trophy, most seasons played in the top flight as well. The overwhelming vast majority of clubs in the footballing pyramid, would love have a record like that. At least we aren't a Sheffield Wednesday and Nottingham Forest, and have spent the last twenty plus years outside the top flight either.

 

[Ray Purchase]

If the RS were actually based somewhere else in Lancashire, things could be borne.

Having to share a city with these scumbags is just increasingly unbearable.

Expecting new mural celebrating today's win to crop up somewhere in town soon.

 

[ToffeeDan]

If the RS were actually based somewhere else in Lancashire, things could be borne.

Having to share a city with these scumbags is just increasingly unbearable.

Expecting new mural celebrating today's win to crop up somewhere in town soon.

If it were my club I'd position it at the Haydock junction of the M6 by the East Lancs.. Turn left for.. Turn right for..

 

[Cork Evertonian]

If the RS were actually based somewhere else in Lancashire, things could be borne.

Having to share a city with these scumbags is just increasingly unbearable.

Expecting new mural celebrating today's win to crop up somewhere in town soon.

My most hated team in ice hockey is the Boston Bruins. In aussie rules it's Essendon. But my dislike of those teams, has nothing on my dislike of the rs. When it comes to hatred, the rs are in a league of their own.