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[Sensei]

So plz start by listing YOUR top 5 in each weight class and any upcoming fights you maybe excited for! !

HW - JDS, Overeem,Velasquez, Mir, Struve
LHW -JBJ, Machida, Gustaffasson, Texeira, Shogun
MW- A.Silva, Belfort, E.Silva, Boetsch, Sonnen
WW- Diaz, Condit, GSP, Maia, R.Mcdonald
LW - Hendo, Diaz, Edgar,Petis,Cerrone
FW - Aldo, Zombie, Barboza (when he drops down), Mendes,Oliviera
BW - Barau, Cruz, M.Mcdonald, Assanscau, Torres
FLW- Johnson, Benavidez,Mccall,Dodson, Cariasso


really pumped for the Jones Machida rematch and hopefully ed soares and. caesar gracie can come to an agreement over Diaz vs Silva

but most of all the return of ubereem vs jds

also a gif request- Barboza wheelkicking Etim to sleep....its always great to see a kopite get drooped

 

[Azzurri]

Terry's my mate, lad.

Come at me.

 

[Sensei]

Reallly? Im gulllable lol plz dont lie....

If you are first of all slap him for his comments about us...secondly this is for real not trying to sound a prick but ever since his fight with clementi....watch all his fights when his combos are either partially blocked or evaded he ALWAYS circles two steps to his right....hence why barboza put him out yet couldnt land it on njukani...


Either way hes a kopite so f&%# him

 

[Azzurri]

Reallly? Im gulllable lol plz dont lie....

If you are first of all slap him for his comments about us...secondly this is for real not trying to sound a prick but ever since his fight with clementi....watch all his fights when his combos are either partially blocked or evaded he ALWAYS circles two steps to his right....hence why barboza put him out yet couldnt land it on njukani...


Either way hes a kopite so f&%# him

Nah he's not really my mate. Train at his gym sometimes, though. I sparred with him once and he leg kicked me proper hard because I just kept basically dancing away from him. Bell.

 

[Sensei]

Lmao would have killed with his bony ass shins

if its any consselation i got slapped by brian ebersole for throwing up mission control and it made my eyes water lol

 

[Basil Fawlty]

My mates son holds a couple of British belts, not sure what weight as it isn't really my type of thing. I've been to a few fights and he's a decent prospect, great groundwork. Josh Simpson his name is, really nice lad.

 

[Fensta]

hard to be excited by UFC the last few years, too many judges decisions.

miss the days of tank abbot.

 

[grezza1984]

Nah he's not really my mate. Train at his gym sometimes, though. I sparred with him once and he leg kicked me proper hard because I just kept basically dancing away from him. Bell.

I trained a bit with terry when he was first fighting in the olympia about 5/6 years ago. He triangle choked me 3 times in 5 mins, gutted!

 

[Kurt.]

Don;t really understand this sport.... it's supposed to be ultimate fighting yet they just seem to stalk each other round the ring for a bit kicking each other in the leg, then one makes a lunge and they fall to the floor and start wrestling ????? wtf ?? why not just stand toe to toe and whack shoite out of each other,, thats proper fighting.

Maybe it's just me missing something and they are actually quite boss.

 

[grezza1984]

Maybe it's just me missing something and they are actually quite boss.[/QUOTE]

this.

 

[SuperTimCahill]

Dave Batista will be the next UFC heavyweight champion

 

[Azzurri]

Dave Batista will be the next UFC heavyweight champion

I'd say the chances are about the same as us signing George Best.

 

[Kurt.]

Maybe it's just me missing something and they are actually quite boss.

this.[/QUOTE]

Don't understand mate.. are you saying I am missing something and they are actually boss or are you saying you don't get it either ?

If it's the first option, I don't disagree with you ... but I do need you to explain to me what I am missing and why it is boss.


If it's the second option..... is rice lid XXX

 

[Azzurri]

this.

Don't understand mate.. are you saying I am missing something and they are actually boss or are you saying you don't get it either ?

If it's the first option, I don't disagree with you ... but I do need you to explain to me what I am missing and why it is boss.


If it's the second option..... is rice lid XXX[/QUOTE]

You've probably just been unlucky enough to watch a load of shyt fights.

To be fair I can see why you find groundwork boring. I used to, and still do sometimes, but it's like dressage. I don't understand it therefore think it's bollocks, but I'm sure if I had a decent knowledge of it it'd be more enjoyable. I reckon it's the same with a lot of non-MMA fans.

 

[SuperTimCahill]

I'd say the chances are about the same as us signing George Best.

lulwut he'll just spear the opponents when the match start and then batista bomb them. Easy. Then he'll shoot the crowd with his invisible machinegun after the ref stop the match