2017/18 Wayne Rooney

[GwladysBlue]

I actually hate him being anywhere near this team.

Horrible player who gave his best years to another club, comes back to a hero's welcome.

He's bang average crap. United didn't want him, now we're stuck with him.

 

[billyblue80]

Brain is still there. Legs have gone. Could be a good squad player but Ronald will run him into the ground and clog up the team every week.

 

[Abraders]

Might be in the minority, dunno, but I can't stand him.

I thought I'd warm to him but he's just crap.

On and off the pitch, crap.

 

[DanEFC92]

I actually hate him being anywhere near this team.

Horrible player who gave his best years to another club, comes back to a hero's welcome.

He's bang average crap. United didn't want him, now we're stuck with him.

Wince whenever I hear 'Rooney, Rooney, Rooney' from the Gwladys.

 

[Danny Rand]

Absolutely garbage. Release.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

He reminds me of a leprechaun I don't know why

 

[Abraders]

He reminds me of a leprechaun I don't know why

Because Leprechauns aren't real and fill us with false hope?

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Because Leprechauns aren't real and fill us with false hope?

I guess that pot of gold is his salary AMIRITE

 

[Abraders]

I guess that pot of gold is his salary AMIRITE

Ayyyy lmao

 

[cadex]

Amazing that Ron starts him every single game like it's in his contract to do so. He was probably our worst player last night. Absolutely baffled.

 

[MikeH72]

He is a big part of the problem. Was meant to be our centre forward last night and was stood in the centre circle trying to get his passing stats up, leaving a yawning chasm in the final third. And we wonder why we didn't look like creating a chance until DCL came on.

 

[Niapper]

Him playing 90 mins hopefully means he will be benched for Sunday's game

 

[MikeH72]

Him playing 90 mins hopefully means he will be benched for Sunday's game

Haaaaaaa

 

[chicoazul]

He would be better used behind the forwards or deeper. Two problems are that there’s loads of options for that role and he happens to be playing poor right now.

 

[Azzurri]

Why is he, of all people, the only player who starts every single game at the age of 47? It's bizarre.