2024/25 Vitalii Mykolenko

[EFC_FRANCIS]

They hated Jesus because he told the truth

 

[Brownie]

Anyone watching five minutes of footage of him could tell he's not very good. A strange signing in many regards. Seems like a nice lad and does genuinely try hard though, so let's leave it at that.

 

[blueblood]

Probably get a game for a Lincoln or a Mansfield, but the fact that he starts every single game for Premier League Everton says a lot about the diabolical situation we find ourselves in.

No chance. Imagine him mixing it up with the physicality of lower league football. He’s just not cut out for English football at all. In fact he’s probably not cut out for football. Maybe he could try something like badminton that requires no physical contact.

 

[Eggs]

….the irony is left footers usually strike a ball so sweetly. I never understood why but they just tend to. Mykolenko dispels that theory.

I doubted myself when posters talked about him as last seasons POTY, I shouldn’t have.

 

[Joey66]

A Shocking player signed by a shocking Manager....

 

[Joey66]

….the irony is left footers usually strike a ball so sweetly. I never understood why but they just tend to. Mykolenko dispels that theory.

I doubted myself when posters talked about him as last seasons POTY, I shouldn’t have.

worse performance ever - needs dropping from a great height ...

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Anyone watching five minutes of footage of him could tell he's not very good. A strange signing in many regards. Seems like a nice lad and does genuinely try hard though, so let's leave it at that.

Can we just sticky this post on every player thread and close the forum?

 

[cronullasharks]

All the discussion about whether Patterson is good enough or not and this bloke is getting a start on the other side of the park every week.

 

[blueblood]

In the Premier League era I’ve seen David Burrows, Pistone and Nuno Valente play left back for us. Mykolenko makes them all look like prime Roberto Carlos.

 

[SJB]

Interesting that his scarecrow impression did little to put off the advancing Forest attack.
This led to a goal.

 

[BigBeto1]

Got to get Young back in that LB position. Coleman or Patterson at right back

 

[Bob Elstone]

Absolutely shocking. Needs selling asap.
Terrible player. Can’t cross a football to save himself. Sick of watching it.

 

[brettangellnightporter]

A lb with no pace who can't defend, attack, or cross.

 

[Bob Elstone]

Looks like Mr bean

 

[Double Negative]