just transfer the images from the fit birds thread to your documents and problemo-solved.
you'll end up posting a thread for reliable eye clinics though when you go blind.
a quick question though, you said a while ago that you look like the bloke from the halifax ad, is this attracting attention from females, hence the need for firmness ?
or is it for them because you look like the bloke from the halifax ad ?
imagine if they think it's him...straight to the papers
"halifax bloke needs a little xtra help"