Usain Jagielka ;)

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Ha!!! Now I know you are lying, Those Jaguars DO NOT exist at Chester zoo. In over 10 trips I have never seen them, nor has anyone I know!

Surprise surprise that you haven't been able to see a nocturnal animal in the daytime, but as well as that the spots are camo so it just goes to show how effective they are.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Surprise surprise that you haven't been able to see a nocturnal animal in the daytime, but as well as that the spots are camo so it just goes to show how effective they are.

Nope. Not there. Im not having it, theres not even poo!

 

[McBain]

Disappointingly British reactions in here.

Fastest Man in the Premier League. It's proven. It's a Fact. Dont water that down with your negativity, make bloody banners or something.

Sing a song about it FFS.

 

[bizzaro]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...test-player-Premier-League-no-not-joking.html


well this is surprising....

I'd prefer he continued in his position play + possession and we get CLEAN SHEETS


Clean sheets + Everton goals = Everton wins

 

[Username]

Ha!!! Now I know you are lying, Those Jaguars DO NOT exist at Chester zoo. In over 10 trips I have never seen them, nor has anyone I know!

they're 4.2 litres mate, too fast to see.

 

[McBain]

Against Leicester? Must've been when he was running away from his own shadow.

Wouldn't we all be if we had to cover Alcaraz's missed headers.

Statistics like this are quite clearly bollocks however much 'scientific' evidence they have, though.

I'd fancy Mirallas to beat Craig Gardener in a race if Kev was running backwards.

CBA reading that article, but jags isnt even the fastest at the club

That article is awful and EA are joke.

Oh dear, fear the worse from this. Will Jags demand 2 days rest after every game because he is a speed merchant?

Talk about pissing in your own cornflakes. What a ghastly first page.

Can't wait for more individual plaudits for our players with these morbid responses.