Big Neville Southall
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Was there an old Everton song to this? If so, I'm guessing it would have started "How would you like to be...."?? It probably would have been anytime up to the early 80s if we done it. Thanks
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tbh I keep reading about so called 'songs we sang' we talking full end here or 3 blokes on the coach ?
cos on the way to Wembley & Maine Rd. for the Milk Cup Finals some lads were singing a song that under the above criteria would qualify as one for on any Evetonian Album.
He was Dan Dan The Sanitary Man
He was the leader of 'The ****house Clan'
All day long moving Sanitary Towels
Listening to the rumble of the Tumblin Bowels
All of a sudden a noise was heard ?
It was the Slip Slop of a Slimy Turd
Down to the bowl it went slip slop
Oochy-Coochy-Coochy it's the ****house Rock
Na-na-na na na na-na na na......
We are the Goodison Gang probably reflects the times you refer to..
Or many other similar ones I forget.
This may or may not be towards the beginnning of this excellent documentry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnjIgizeNc4
heehee, it's certainly no Dan Dan the Lavatory Mangood god, I just youtubed bridges of paris, great choice if you want to out-slow Spurs, is the aim of it to make the goalie nod off.
I could however imagine 3 arl fellas at the back of the arl gwladys with a bottle of scotch singing it.
heehee, it's certainly no Dan Dan the Lavatory Man
tbh I keep reading about so called 'songs we sang' we talking full end here or 3 blokes on the coach ?
cos on the way to Wembley & Maine Rd. for the Milk Cup Finals some lads were singing a song that under the above criteria would qualify as one for on any Evetonian Album.
He was Dan Dan The Sanitary Man
He was the leader of 'The ****house Clan'
All day long moving Sanitary Towels
Listening to the rumble of the Tumblin Bowels
All of a sudden a noise was heard ?
It was the Slip Slop of a Slimy Turd
Down to the bowl it went slip slop
Oochy-Coochy-Coochy it's the ****house Rock
Na-na-na na na na-na na na......