JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
Hide your beers in the toilet cistern mate
He lives in a cave mateHide your beers in the toilet cistern mate
Doesn’t everyone in Wales?He lives in a cave mate
Do you have a patio?That’s the problem… she doesn’t drink at all, hasn’t done for about 20 years (apart from a few Baileys over Xmas), everyone who has a beer more than once a week is an alky to her![]()
Use to work in a bar and these 2 cleaners were a couple. She was a Geordie, him Glaswegian. One morning she came in saying they’d split up. Turns out he’d promised he’d quit the drink for her but she got suss after he was making a lot of visits to the toilet and she found a bottle of Glens vodka in the cistern.He lives in a cave mate
He'd have been better off drinking the bog water than that filthUse to work in a bar and these 2 cleaners were a couple. She was a Geordie, him Glaswegian. One morning she came in saying they’d split up. Turns out he’d promised he’d quit the drink for her but she got suss after he was making a lot of visits to the toilet and she found a bottle of Glens vodka in the cistern.![]()