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Kurt.

Kurt.

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So… had a few health scares in the past few months, turn 50 this year and I’m not as active as I once was. I still walk miles every week but don’t play footy etc anymore. I’ve had to make some life changes for the better, which I dint really mind tbh, I’ve always been fairly fit and in good health so will do what’s required to maintain that … BUT !!! ….. I do enjoy a beer on the weekend if I’m not working…. Used to go out most Friday evenings but haven’t done that in about 18 months now so I usually get a box of cans from Tesco and relax on my sofa having a couple of tins … but tonight … ffs… I’ve been to the docs a couple of times this week and been put on a few different meds… nothing major but just a couple of things to help. Anyhow, Friday night innit … I fancied a beer or two so bought a box earlier…. Honestly my mrs has watched me like a hawk since I cracked a beer at 9pm tonight… tutting and huffing and puffing… counting how many tins I’ve had ffs … is this life going forward now ?? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not arsed if I don’t have a beer again , but getting counted by the glass … kill me now ffs
 

Kurt. said:
So… had a few health scares in the past few months, turn 50 this year and I’m not as active as I once was. I still walk miles every week but don’t play footy etc anymore. I’ve had to make some life changes for the better, which I dint really mind tbh, I’ve always been fairly fit and in good health so will do what’s required to maintain that … BUT !!! ….. I do enjoy a beer on the weekend if I’m not working…. Used to go out most Friday evenings but haven’t done that in about 18 months now so I usually get a box of cans from Tesco and relax on my sofa having a couple of tins … but tonight … ffs… I’ve been to the docs a couple of times this week and been put on a few different meds… nothing major but just a couple of things to help. Anyhow, Friday night innit … I fancied a beer or two so bought a box earlier…. Honestly my mrs has watched me like a hawk since I cracked a beer at 9pm tonight… tutting and huffing and puffing… counting how many tins I’ve had ffs … is this life going forward now ?? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not arsed if I don’t have a beer again , but getting counted by the glass … kill me now ffs
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How could you!

Either offer her a can, or buy her a bottle of prosecco/champagne.

Priorities dear sir...
 
Kurt. said:
That’s the problem… she doesn’t drink at all, hasn’t done for about 20 years (apart from a few Baileys over Xmas), everyone who has a beer more than once a week is an alky to her 😂
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Rita_Poon said:
Who said anything about 'you'?
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😂 when we met, 30 years ago now, I was a young 18 year old and she was 21, she’d been married at 16 years old but only for a year, long story. Anyhow, she was clubs and dance music and I never was, I preferred pubs with my mates. She was honest and said she used ecstasy and speed, I don’t judge anyone (except kopites) but told her I wasn’t into all that and maybe it wouldn’t work out between us if that was her thing but it weren’t what I was in to so maybe just move on, but she decided maybe I was worth a shot and we’re here 30 years later. I would never have dreamed of asking her to give up, she chose that herself, but she’s been very judgmental of anyone who drinks or uses drugs since… weird woman
 
Who'd she marry at 16?. When did you become toyboy material? At what point did you grow the minerals to knock back a 21 year old stunner?

I can't Clouseau right now, but honey, I'm on my way...
 
Rita_Poon said:
It's 1am on Saturday morning, and that first line has got me by the nut sack.

Wait just a minute please. I need a breath of air.
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Let me clarify, she’d been with a lad since she was 13 and he was 2 years older. She fell pregnant at 15 and refused to get rid, he had joined the RAF by then so they got married so she could move away and live with him, they both realised in a few months it wasn’t what they wanted and separated. To be fair he’s a great bloke and a great dad to my stepson , they were just kids at the time.
 

Kurt. said:
Let me clarify, she’d been with a lad since she was 13 and he was 2 years older. She fell pregnant at 15 and refused to get rid, he had joined the RAF by then so they got married so she could move away and live with him, they both realised in a few months it wasn’t what they wanted and separated. To be fair he’s a great bloke and a great dad to my stepson , they were just kids at the time.
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Alright, fair due, I didn't mean to pry. As he's in the RAF and she can pick em, chances are little un has some brains.

Hormones turn up like juggernauts, it's how humanity has lasted.

The rest, I might get back to. Still, toy boy material, you had a wicked goatee didn't you. Laid back Lothario...
 
Rita_Poon said:
Alright, fair due, I didn't mean to pry. As he's in the RAF and she can pick em, chances are little un has some brains.

Hormones turn up like juggernauts, it's how humanity has lasted.

The rest, I might get back to. Still, toy boy material, you had a wicked goatee didn't you. Laid back Lothario...
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I was 3 weeks off my 19th birthday if that helps 😂

But we’re still here together (had many a hiccup along the way… very many) .. surely this is a story for the ages
 

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