Apparently there is some dispute over our derby match between BT and Sky which is holding up the allocation for all the Feb TV fixtures.
"And our next game up for offer is Everton.........."
Sky : "Nah we don't want them, BT can have them, when are Man U up again?"
BT : Nah we don't want them, Sky can have them, Koff Jagielka"
"..............vs Liverpool"
BT : "YES we'll have them, right quick, get McCallister, Macmanaman, Fowler, Barnes, McAteer, Hyppia, Aldridge, Hansen, Thompson and Owen on the phone. Oh and Savage, don't wanna look biased."
Sky : "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, right, someone get the bucket and sponge, Tylers spunked everywhere again"