Troy Deeney

[Walken]

Good God he's an ugly bloke, we can't be having someone who looks like that in a changing room full of fitties (Rooney gets a pass).

Said this back in the summer and still say it now, I honestly think that Rondon from West Brom would be a good shout. Limited yes but a big tank of a forward who bullies crap defences, he'd get a dozen goals in our side easily.

he'll defo enjoy training with us

 

[GwladysPhil]

Need someone like him tbh

 

[DualityNSNO]

Hes utter garbo mate.

21 in 90.

Probably more than DCL will get in 90 tho let's face it.

Plus a big target man which is what we've been crying out for a while to have (even in the Rom days, he wasn't exactly great at buildup play, or playing with his back against the goal, or holding up the ball, etc.)

 

[Seathestars]

His first name Troy is fantastic.
His surname lets him down, if he had a sexy surname I'd say yes, but swerve for me.

 

[ilikecheese]

His first name Troy is fantastic.
His surname lets him down, if he had a sexy surname I'd say yes, but swerve for me.

Are you suggesting replacing the Dee with a Roo?

Troy Rooney does sound decent like.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

Good God he's an ugly bloke, we can't be having someone who looks like that in a changing room full of fitties (Rooney gets a pass).

Said this back in the summer and still say it now, I honestly think that Rondon from West Brom would be a good shout. Limited yes but a big tank of a forward who bullies crap defences, he'd get a dozen goals in our side easily.

Deeney has always made me think of Sloth from the Goonies

 

[fandjango]

First signing in the Walsh and Allardyce era.

Welcome to Everton

Naughty boy
Go to bed and no supper

 

[Great Dane]

I rate him and would welcome with open arms.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

First signing in the Walsh and Allardyce era.

Welcome to Everton

Do you not get bored with this tiresome character you've created?

It bores me rigid

 

[Eggs]

...oh dear, if he’s not starting blag Manager threads he’s starting blag player ones!!

 

[Aries]

Zzzzzzz Change the record lad.

 

[twoblue]

Double figures scoring premier league striker who holds the ball up well, and makes the defender game a nightmare and bring other player in to the game. He would be a solid option, pragmatic option and would improve our squad.

 

[twoblue]

Hes utter garbo mate.

21 in 90.

Loads better than Duncan Ferguson then

*ducks and takes cover*

 

[Yarrgh]

10x10x10xNO.

With my track record, let me be amongst the first to welcome our record signing, Troy Star dust Deeney.

 

[Moomin]

Zzzzzzz Change the record lad.

Oh hello, which banned poster are you.

*Don's safari hat