Top Ten Toffee Stinkers

[maccavennie]

Harsh including that Mattioni character who trained with us for about 2 months and never got near a pitch.

Sent him on loan to Doncaster and he got injured after about 12 minutes.

Strange one that.

Check out his career if you get a chance, he's played a totla of about 80 minutes of togger over 15 years.

 

[MikeH72]

Sent him on loan to Doncaster and he got injured after about 12 minutes.

Strange one that.

Check out his career if you get a chance, he's played a totla of about 80 minutes of togger over 15 years.

Remember it being a mental signing at the time, a 27 year old random full back who’d played about 30 professional games.

 

[maccavennie]

Remember it being a mental signing at the time, a 27 year old random full back who’d played about 30 professional games.

Just another day in the weird and whacky life of one Romberto Martinez

 

[edge]

Nuno is a weird one for me. I had a season ticket back then, have s stupidly good memory (hence why I keep kicking off at people for saying half decent players like Tiler were crap) and yet I cant remember Valente doing a single thing for us.

The only memory I have of his time with us was seeing him in TK Maxx with who I assume was his wife in town and thinking what a meff, a pro footballer shopping in a discount store.

Tiler wasnt to bad, not somebody I had down as a bum , unlike most others on that list.

 

[RomanReigns]

bold choice but tony hibbert?

329 games 0 goals

wouldn't suprise me if trent has had more assists this season alone than hibbo got in his entire career for us

 

[Bagpuss]

So subjective this:
Players who had talent but were head cases - Van der meyde and Drenthe
Players with no talent - Claus Thompson Oumar Niasse
Players I thought were going to be good but were bobbins - Alexandersson, Simon Davies and Steven Hughes
Players with talent but no heart - Nyarko John Collins
Biggest disappointment for me was James Beattie, especially when we also had Robbie Keane and Dean Ashton lined up

 

[Tipp blue]

bold choice but tony hibbert?

329 games 0 goals

wouldn't suprise me if trent has had more assists this season alone than hibbo got in his entire career for us

Hibbo was decent defensively.

 

[RomanReigns]

Hibbo was decent defensively.

Clattenburg disagreed

 

[Yarrgh]

Final top 100 list l, I've put Lookman in for being a massive let down as well

@Yarrgh my work is done

Bolasie
Klassen
Sandro
Martina
Alcaraz
Koldrup
Davies
Nyarko
Thomson
McGeady
Niasse
Kone
Paul Gerrard
Espen Bardsen
Tony Thomas
John O'Kane
Earl Barrett
Mith Ward
Ashley Williams
Michael Keane
Stuart Barlow
Brett Angell
Mike Milligan
Mo Johnston
Paul Holmes
Gary Rowett
David Burrows
Ian Durrant
Vinny Samways
Marc Hottiger
Danny Williamson
Stephen Hughes
Bakayoko
Alex Cleland
John Spencer
Joe MaxMoore
Mark Hughes
Tommy Johnson
Nicola Alexanderson
Jesper Blomqvist
Idan Tal
Lee Wei Feng
Sander Westerveld
Anderson Da Silva
Stefan Wessels
Anthony Gardner
Jo
Castillo
Senderos
Magueye Gueye
Jan Mucha
Joao Silva
Francisco Junior
Hitzlsperger
Vellios
Atsu
Cleverley
Funes Mori
Leandro Rodriguez
Felipe Mattioni
David Henen
Tarashaj
Enner Valencia
Mangala
Schneiderlin
Lossl
Ginola
Atteveld
Rehn
Neville
Simonson
Mike Newell
Mark Ward
Neil McDonald
Slaven Billic
Abel Xavier
Radzinski
Linderoth
Nyarko
Rodrigo
Iain Turner
Richard Wright
Eddie Bosnar
James Beattie
Jutkiewicz
Jacobsen
Preki
Robles
Neill
Valente
Onyekuru
Pistone
Tiler
Kearton
Oster
Besic
Traore
Madar
John Collins
Lookman

Who is Rehn? Doesn't ring a bell at all. Probably just as well.

Now rank them in order of infamy!

 

[Tipp blue]

Clattenburg disagreed

Clattenburg is a bad Kopite, that was the worst refereeing performance ever.

 

[MACCA75]

We never conceded a single goal with Senderos on the pitch.
I’d have Alcaraz ahead of him.

 

[maccavennie]

Who is Rehn? Doesn't ring a bell at all. Probably just as well.

Now rank them in order of infamy!

Stefahn Rehn instantly forgettable!!!

Tough to work out who should be number one, some utter turds with legs and then some proper elephant sized turds due to how much they cost.

My honest opinion on who was the worst pound for pound...........Klassen

Amazing though how many utter donkeys Martinez and Koeman bought, so much money wasted and both of them should be serving time along with Walsh

 

[maccavennie]

We never conceded a single goal with Senderos on the pitch.
I’d have Alcaraz ahead of him.

Didn't Senderos play against Sporting Lisbon away where we got a good royal 3-0 bumming?

Nothing can compare to Alcaraz away to Kiev though, that was a shocker!

 

[PhilRegan]

Ibrahima Bakayoko, rodrigo, Anderson silva, segundo castillo, eddie bosnar, sander westerveld, espen baardsden, andy van der meyde,

 

[Rob17896]

After a post in another thread groaning about players who stunk out the joint, here's my list of garbage I've endured in my experience. It's tricky - what criteria to use? Return on money paid out? Shear uselessness? Laziness? I'm going with ones that make me wince.

Nyarko - lack of backbone.

Koldrupp - could he head a ball? He seemed ok before and after us. What went wrong here? At least he didn't linger long.

Klaasen - not for this league or the team we had. Spent a lot of money on a player ill suited to us.

Sandro - I still understand why we went for him at that price, but we're lumbered with him on stupid wages. Fell off a cliff after signing for us.

Senderos - played and looked like an escapee from the mental asylum. Awful.

Angell - I recall him losing his contact lenses in a game rendering him as blind as a bat. No drop off in performance was noted.

Schneiderlin - a few decent games then a run of games that make the blood boil.

Niasse - He ain't good enough. I at least understand his position of running his contract down and making the most out of his payday. My ire is mostly at the poor recruitment we've made over the last five years or so that he represents.

Ginola - a final wringing of the career before ending that career at the top level. Along with Gazza or Mark Hughes signifies a period when we were bereft of ideas and options and a nadir in this club's history.

Bolassie - no great shakes before injury, and now sent out on loan under 3 (?) managers. Another player we were rinsed for on fee and wages. Another hindrance to being able to improve the team.

Sandro...fell off a cliff and died. Why did we ever!