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Bernie Wright OK but don't forget the CATT was orbiting Venus then and 35K from Walsall "come on" Sadly Mickey Walsh 300K from Blackpool and Joe Harper 180K from Aberdeen really started to sink us "big money" those two. Billic and Williamson must have had WHU laughing all the way to the Leeds "building society. EFC the club who keep on giving.
 

Dai Davies
Lawson
McGlaughlin
Seargant
Bernie Wright
Belfitt
Harper
Pearson
Nulty
Walsh
Thats 10 without even thinking
 
I remember a game at Goodison when Brett Angell was playing his normal game. he fouled one of the oppostion. He so must of enjoyed hearing 40,000 chanting "off,off off!"
 
How you going to whittle it down?

I'm up to 67, I've had to go the bog about 29 times in work today to get these written down

Bolasie
Klassen
Sandro
Martina
Alcaraz
Koldrup
Davies
Nyarko
Thomson
McGeady
Niasse
Kone
Paul Gerrard
Espen Bardsen
Tony Thomas
John O'Kane
Earl Barrett
Mith Ward
Ashley Williams
Michael Keane
Stuart Barlow
Brett Angell
Mike Milligan
Mo Johnston
Paul Holmes
Gary Rowett
David Burrows
Ian Durrant
Vinny Samways
Marc Hottiger
Danny Williamson
Stephen Hughes
Bakayoko
Alex Cleland
John Spencer
Joe MaxMoore
Mark Hughes
Tommy Johnson
Nicola Alexanderson
Jesper Blomqvist
Linderoth
Idan Tal
Lee Wei Feng
Sander Westerveld
Anderson Da Silva
Stefan Wessels
Anthony Gardner
Jo
Castillo
Senderos
Magueye Gueye
Jan Mucha
Joao Silva
Francisco Junior
Hitzlsperger
Vellios
Atsu
Cleverley
Funes Mori
Leandro Rodriguez
Felipe Mattioni
David Henen
Tarashaj
Enner Valencia
Mangala
Schneiderlin
Lossl
Barmby (the fkin rat)
Ginola
Atteveld
Rehn

I had to stop at this point as I was proper depressing myself remembering all the crud I've had to witness over the years

Also, we have a shocking record at purchasing crap keepers and crap right backs

Edit : just added another 3 so I'm on 70
 
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Anyone who thinks Niasse is worse than Cuco Martina needs to take a ling hard look at themselves.

Anyway, back to the scheduled programming....Anthony Gardener & Andy van der Meyde
I was trying to get on a lift in a multi-story car park in Sheffield when Gardner was playing there towards the end of his career and Gardner was furiously pushing the close door button to try and prevent me from getting in. Absolute bulb, we ended up awkwardly staring each other out all the way up in the lift! Plus, he was parked on the same floor as me and drove a white Suzuki Vitara which was a bit of a surprise.
 
I'm up to 67, I've had to go the bog about 29 times in work today to get these written down

Bolasie
Klassen
Sandro
Martina
Alcaraz
Koldrup
Davies
Nyarko
Thomson
McGeady
Niasse
Kone
Paul Gerrard
Espen Bardsen
Tony Thomas
John O'Kane
Earl Barrett
Mith Ward
Ashley Williams
Michael Keane
Stuart Barlow
Brett Angell
Mike Milligan
Mo Johnston
Paul Holmes
Gary Rowett
David Burrows
Ian Durrant
Vinny Samways
Marc Hottiger
Danny Williamson
Stephen Hughes
Bakayoko
Alex Cleland
John Spencer
Joe MaxMoore
Mark Hughes
Tommy Johnson
Nicola Alexanderson
Jesper Blomqvist
Linderoth
Idan Tal
Lee Wei Feng
Sander Westerveld
Anderson Da Silva
Stefan Wessels
Anthony Gardner
Jo
Castillo
Senderos
Magueye Gueye
Jan Mucha
Joao Silva
Francisco Junior
Hitzlsperger
Vellios
Atsu
Cleverley
Funes Mori
Leandro Rodriguez
Felipe Mattioni
David Henen
Tarashaj
Enner Valencia
Mangala
Schneiderlin
Lossl
Barmby (the fkin rat)
Ginola
Atteveld
Rehn

I had to stop at this point as I was proper depressing myself remembering all the crud I've had to witness over the years

Also, we have a shocking record at purchasing crap keepers and crap right backs

Edit : just added another 3 so I'm on 70
What no Neville? Just for doing us down at every moment he can. Campbell for instance is critical yet supportive of us and obviously holds us in high regard. Neville treats us like a long floated diagonal pass that took him away from his beloved United.
 
What no Neville? Just for doing us down at every moment he can. Campbell for instance is critical yet supportive of us and obviously holds us in high regard. Neville treats us like a long floated diagonal pass that took him away from his beloved United.

I'll stick him in now.

I'll get cracking and finish the list off
 

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