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Right, I never really read the books much, or if I did I don't remember them, having blocked out everything from my past after Uncle Bob bounced me on his knee in a special way when I was kid. Well I was 18 but a young 18. So I'm winging this from vague memories and with the aid of wikipedia.

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  1. Timmy: He's a dog. Nuff said really.
  2. Dick: His name was worth a cheeky giggle when you were 7 years old. Constantly obsessed with getting off his face on whatever cleaning products or drugs he could score.
  3. Georgina aka George: Tomboy, good laugh, probably up for it.
  4. Anne: a right wet blanket. Good for doing the washing up I reckon.
  5. Julian: posh git know it all, who probably says the word 'actually' or 'basically' before every self important sentence. If they did a remake he'd be called Tarquin. Thinks of himself as the leader of the gang - the jumped up Toryboy. If it wasn't for him ordering everyone about, they could all be back at Dicks getting high on aerosols, trying to get to 2nd base with George or dressing Timmy up in jumpers and hats. But oh no, every f*cking day, its "smugglers this and pirates that". Just go and join the navy already you repressed homo.
 
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Right, I never really read the books much, or if I did I don't remember them, having blocked out everything from my past after uncle bob bounced me on his knee in a special way when I was kid. well I was 18 but a young 18. So I'm winging this from vague memories and with the aid of wikipedia.

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  1. [*]Timmy: He's a dog. Nuff said really.
  2. Dick: His name was worth a cheeky giggle when you were 7 years old. Constantly obsessed with getting off his face on whatever cleaning products or drugs he could score.
  3. Georgina: Tomboy, good laugh, probably up for it.
  4. Anne: a right wet blanket. Good for doing the washing up I reckon.
  5. julian: posh git know it all, who probably says the word 'actually' or 'basically' before every self important sentence. Thinks of himself as the leader of the gang - the jumped up Toryboy. If it wasn't for him ordering everyone about, they could all be back at Dicks getting high on aerosols, trying to get to 2nd base with George or dressing Timmy up in jumpers and hats. But oh no, every f*cking day, its "smugglers this and pirates that". Just go and join the navy already you repressed homo.

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  1. Timmy: Great name, definately the hero of the gang.
  2. Dick: His name was Richard obv. but they called him Dick cos of his acne.
  3. Georgina aka George: based on blyton so doubt it.
  4. Anne: the young miss widecombe
  5. Julian: Clary

read 'em all to my eldest ,including some by another author, and some by blyton called Just George, she got an 'arl early 70's DVD from ebay as well, "this is weird Dad" , "thats what we used to race home to watch kid". Just started again for my middle one, some are originals and like the Just william ones we got they are of a language previous to ours, introduced me to the word Tatterdemalion though.
 
read 'em all to my eldest ,including some by another author, and some by blyton called Just George, she got an 'arl early 70's DVD from ebay as well, "this is weird Dad" , "thats what we used to race home to watch kid". Just started again for my middle one, some are originals and like the Just william ones we got they are of a language previous to ours, introduced me to the word Tatterdemalion though.

Already knew the word, but then I'm a smart arse. Its a lovely word though. My favourite word is sassafras. I wish i had a sassafras tree, so I could use the word more often. It really doesn't come in handy.
 


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Five bunk off and read porno mags.

Secret Seven, there's only four on the cover to start with? No wonder a sizeable population of England is innumerate.

CAMERON NAZIS OUT.
JOL IN.
 

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