neonleon
Player Valuation: £35m
Right, I never really read the books much, or if I did I don't remember them, having blocked out everything from my past after Uncle Bob bounced me on his knee in a special way when I was kid. Well I was 18 but a young 18. So I'm winging this from vague memories and with the aid of wikipedia.

- Timmy: He's a dog. Nuff said really.
- Dick: His name was worth a cheeky giggle when you were 7 years old. Constantly obsessed with getting off his face on whatever cleaning products or drugs he could score.
- Georgina aka George: Tomboy, good laugh, probably up for it.
- Anne: a right wet blanket. Good for doing the washing up I reckon.
- Julian: posh git know it all, who probably says the word 'actually' or 'basically' before every self important sentence. If they did a remake he'd be called Tarquin. Thinks of himself as the leader of the gang - the jumped up Toryboy. If it wasn't for him ordering everyone about, they could all be back at Dicks getting high on aerosols, trying to get to 2nd base with George or dressing Timmy up in jumpers and hats. But oh no, every f*cking day, its "smugglers this and pirates that". Just go and join the navy already you repressed homo.
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