Yid4life
Player Valuation: £40m
I'm willing to venture one or both of Ben Thatcher or Roberto Soldado feature alongside.
Doherty. Get ball, run in straight line along touchline until you meet an opposition player. Stop, turn around and play ball backwards. Sometimes this ball goes to a Spurs player but very often to a player on the other team. If he does, by some miracle, mange to get a cross in, 9 times out of 10 (at least) the ball goes nowhere near a Spurs player.
We have probably had worse but certainly not in the last 10-15 years. Absolute wage thief.

