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Tried that out, either the weirdest chick came on or some guy sucks at trying to be like a girl.
boring convo really, saying she/he was turned on by the last chat
 
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You: Hi asl
Stranger: 18 F CHINA
You: M 20 fapping
Stranger: I AM A SINGLE FAMILY
You: I have no kids or bf
Stranger: MY FATHER LEAVE MY MOTHER
You: Why was she a koite?
You: I meant a kopite
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW.I AM VERY SAD .
You: Its ok
You: You should try fapping a lot
You: Do you like cheese on toast?
Stranger: I AM A CHINESE GIRL .I BELIEVE MY FUTURE.I NEVER GIVE UP
You: I like pinapple on pizza
You: I believe in your future too
You: I plan to bangkok this week
Stranger: THANK YOU YOURFAVOUR
You: I mean lan to visit
You: Plan to visit
Stranger: WHERE
You: Sorry hard to type and fap
You: In the bathroom
You: Not much material though
You: I have to use the littlewoods catalogue x
You: Whats your name
Stranger: I WELCOME YOU COME TO CHINA
You: Thanks
You: Is it nice in china
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Stranger: Asl


You: can I get a whoop whoop


Stranger: Whoop whoop


You: Mug


Stranger: Can i get a blow jon


Stranger: Job


You: You want to blow John?


Stranger: No


Stranger: A blow job


You: You want John to blow you?


You: Can I get a HELL YER


Stranger: No


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It's a bit long winded and won't pull down any trees but I admired his ignorance of my nazi rat.

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You: Alright lad/.

Stranger: hello

You: How are you?

Stranger: good

You: Fuming here.

Stranger: male or female

You: Female lad.

Stranger: how old may i ask

You: You may ask like.

You: Nineteen and a half.

You: It's just a number though lol lol

Stranger: nice im 20 and three courters

You: Where you from lad?

You: MEIN RAT.

Stranger: boise id

You: Is that in the states?

You: Nice! lol

Stranger: yes were u from

You: Bootle, lad.

Stranger: cool cool

You: You male mate?

Stranger: yep

You: ICH EIN CARNAVORE.

You: Cool. What you like doing?

Stranger: i skate board and make and direct movies

You: Really?!

You: WOW that sounds SO cool.

Stranger: yep yep

You: What type of movies do you make if you don't mind me asking?

Stranger: horror and comedy sometimes romancebut rarely

You: I don't want to be a stalker and ask to see them. Were strangers right?! lol!

You: How many have you made?

Stranger: 6

You: Do you put them on youtube and stuff or sell them to the people?

Stranger: yes i do

You: You must love what you do.

Stranger: ya sometimes its hard

You: DASCH RAT EICH HUNGRY.

You: What the movies lol?

Stranger: ummm assasian in the dark love is one of my comedys

You: What type of genre is it?

Stranger: comedy fantasy

You: NEIN WANTEN MEIN RATTEN?

You: Right ok.

You: You get paid for these?

You: I'd love to do that.

You: Love to.

You: I can just about work my old Nokia though lolz.

Stranger: ya not a lot but its fun

You: If you love what you do then you'll never work another day for the rest of your life.

You: My uncle Purple always told me dat.

Stranger: cool sounds like a wiseguy

You: DASCH RAT IS DRIPPZEN ISCH LIKEN YAH?

You: He was. Always working out.

Stranger: y body buider or just likes to

You: Good with the young lads in the neighbourhood.

You: Bit of both.

Stranger: ya

You: Liked working out.

Stranger: cool

You: Liked pushing the boundaries for boys.

You: A respected local figure. No steds like.

Stranger: he he he cool

You: Thank you. Good guy.

You: TAKEN MEIN RAT TAKEN MEIN RAT NOW. BLITZKREIG MEIN RAT. ISCH AM POLAND. ISCH AN HOLLAND.

Stranger: ya sounds like you r nice may i ask ur name not to be actig like a stalker

You: Sure lol!

Stranger: my name is sky

You: Danny

Stranger: nice name

You: Hi Sky!

Stranger: hi danny

You: What a cool name!

Stranger: thankyou

You: Do you still skateboard much ARG DASCH RAT.

Stranger: ya maybe twie a wee

You: Sky you'll have to excuse me but I'm suffering a bit here with my rat.

Stranger: kk

You: I think I must leave as it;s out of control.

You: TAKEN MEIN SKY DESTROYZ MEIN RAT.

You: So sorry Sky.

You: Cool to chat.

Stranger: ok have an email

You: Best wishes with your project WHY NOT WANTEN MEINZEN RAT SKY WHY?

You: Christ. Stop this.

You: COMEN ZE HERIN AND ATTACK MEIN RAT SKY.

You: Bye Sky and apologies.

You: You're a good guy.

Stranger: my number is473 9528 give me a buzz

You: NEIN NEIN FINISH ME.

You: YOU FEARZEN ME SKY? DASCH NO MAN ENOUGH SKY? HURT ME SKY! HURT ME LIKE IM WARSAW.

You: Bye Sky and so sorry xxxxxx


This caused me some pain. Comedy gold.
 
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Stranger: Asl


You: can I get a whoop whoop


Stranger: Whoop whoop


You: Mug


Stranger: Can i get a blow jon


Stranger: Job


You: You want to blow John?


Stranger: No


Stranger: A blow job


You: You want John to blow you?


You: Can I get a HELL YER


Stranger: No


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Hahaha.
 
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: f/21/uk
You: you?
Stranger: im 20 from sri lanka
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: nice to meet you to
Stranger: ??
You: Would you like me to turn my webcam on?
You: we have sexy time?
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: why not
Stranger: do you have skype or something
You: what would you like me to do?
Stranger: strip off your clothes and rub your wet [Poor language removed]
Stranger: and i wanna lick it harder
You: not to hard though, she'll claw the **** out of you
Stranger: i want that honey
Stranger: suck your bobs soo hard
Stranger: yummmyyy
You: bobs?
You: no bob here my friend
Stranger: boobs i mean
You: do you suck bob?
Stranger: your boobs
Stranger: i like to suck your boobs
You: really?
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: i want it
Stranger: uhh i'm horny now
You: I've had the whole sri lankan cricket team plough their way through me
Stranger: i'm masterbating
You: really?
You: wow
Stranger: really
You: that didnt take much
Stranger: i took off ma pants
You: were you wearing your mums?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: :)
You: my mums?
Stranger: oh ok im naked
Stranger: nop
You: would you like to wear my mums underwear, it would turn me on
Stranger: if you like i will do anything for you
You: she's a size 30 so you'd have to tuck the waistband round your ears, is that ok
You: sounds so hot
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: i need your panty off
Stranger: and your bra too
You: one step at a time mate, I'm trying to take a ****
You: I cant squeeze it out under this immense pressure
Stranger: cool down
You: shall i splash toilet water on myself?
Stranger: oh you make me stroke soo hard
Stranger: oh thatz soo hot
You: do you like GOT?
Stranger: means what?
You: Grand Old Team, its like a group of guys that get together and masturbate
Stranger: oh i'm not bi
You: and talk about casual gay loving and david moyres
Stranger: i just like you
Stranger: hmm not intrested
Stranger: :(
You: nor me, just saying
Stranger: make it wet
Stranger: your [Poor language removed]
You: I've just thrown toilet water over it, screeched and hissed at me like a right [Poor language removed] LOL
You: Just realised I spelt moyres mate, the grammar police on GOT will have me for breakfast
You: do you want me for breakfast?
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Stranger: asl
You: **** off lad
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You: ite

Stranger: lustified

You: huh

You: flagged it already so calm the **** down lad

Stranger: lusty-vtec

You: pardon, mate?

Stranger: lusty-clio

You: i've done yer ma with a renault clio exhaust pipe

Stranger: yozzasport, k-tec, though i do hear orbisound are good

You: say that again lid and i'll flag it

Stranger: you'll put up a flag for me :)
You: right that's it, ******* flagged that lad
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You: I think I have trust issues. You been seeing over people? ITS OVER.

Stranger: Do you really doubt you have trust issues?

You: No, I defo have them.

Stranger: Does this make you feel unhappy?

You: Me mars fault.

Stranger: Please go on.

You: Me mar sold my star wars figures, in a car boot sale in Skem when I was nine. Had to pretend that Darth Vader was the shake n vac for weeks later.

Stranger: Why do you say your star wars figures?

You: Stop bringing up the past lid.

Stranger: But your star wars figures.

You: No, they belong to some lucky kid in Skem now like.

Stranger: Are you saying no just to be negative?

You: I used a twix for Han Solo.

Stranger: That's quite interesting.



You: alright lid

Stranger: 17/m/eng

Stranger: Whats lid?

You: for pans innit

Stranger: ?

Stranger: Pans?

You: aye

Stranger: You make no sense.

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Stranger: hello?
You: Alright lid
Stranger: lid?
Stranger: what...
You: yea
You: u alright lid?
Stranger: i guess
You: If the cows are sleeping, do you enter the field?
Stranger: i tip them over
You: sorry wrong person



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You: hello.

Stranger: VIENNA?

You: I ******* love Ultravox


You: ohhhhhh viennaaaaaaaaa

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You: Howdy
Stranger: good day
You: Are you an Aussie?
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: i am from sydney
You: Do you know bundy?
Stranger: Al bundy?
You: No Bundy from GOT
Stranger: no
You: Hes an Aussie
Stranger: i know Al bundy
You: Wrong bloke
Stranger: ok
You: He a serial killer
Stranger: and your point is
You: He murders goats
Stranger: i think he sounds like a very interesting chap
You: If you see him, can you throw a BBQ at him
Stranger: il do one better, il put him on one



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Stranger: *finish the lyrics* Make it count, play it straight, don’t look back don’t hesitate, when you go…

You: for a sh!t

Stranger: fcuk you

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Stranger: hi how are u

Stranger: im 28 male from ireland

You: potatoe

Stranger: at least if ur going to abuse me get the right spelling

You: potatoe

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You: hi
Stranger: r u indian girl?
You: i can be
You: I like to put Naan in my foof, does that help
Stranger: m/f?



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Well, Ive found a new hobby.

Stranger: hey

You: wassss happenin bbe gurl?

You: holla at me

You: asl?

Stranger: 16 f us

You: ooooo sound, u into Biebs?

Stranger: justin bieber?

You: no the british broadcasting television company

Stranger: i dont know

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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: m 27 canada u?
You: f 19 US hi!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: welcome
You: your meant to say hi first! lol!
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok.
Stranger: because a lot of people ask me asl all time
You: where in canada?
You: MY RAT
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Quebec
Stranger: and you
You: Montreal? beautiful city.
Stranger: yes
You: I got a piercing there!
Stranger: i visted it last week
Stranger: waww
Stranger: did u visit it?
You: yes twice.
You: I love it.
You: MY RAT IS RAVENOUS.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: yes its a beautoful city
You: Newtown bar on the corner.
You: great party.
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: st catherine
Stranger: its a good place
You: st catherine street is a crazy place.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: whiche city do u live
You: IVE GOT MY RAT OUT FFS.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: which city
Stranger: do u live?
You: Detroit lad
Stranger: ahh nice
You: Its cool.
Stranger: i hope one day visit new york
Stranger: yes
You: My pop lives there.
You: MY RAT IT PULSES LIKE A STRONG HEART
Stranger: waww good
You: You been?
Stranger: i must learn english
Stranger: because here we talk french
Stranger: all time
You: your english is super, its hot how you speak English
Stranger: ohhh thank you
Stranger: you are nice
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Destiny x
You: An ur
Stranger: nice to meet u Destiny x
Stranger: Tafik
You: Thats a nice name, is it french?
You: MY RAT IS DRIPPING.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: can we chang contact?
Stranger: its better to talk here
You: I think so.
You: DOUZ YOU LIKE MY RAT LAD?
Stranger: if you want
Stranger: messenger skype..i dont know what u have
You: TELL ME YOU WANT MY RAT.
Stranger: Facebook
Stranger: Facebook pleas now.
You: Im sorry i get these urges x
Stranger: no it's ok.
You: MY RAT WANTS FEEDING FFS.
You: hold on one moment.
Stranger: cool
You: add me facebook?
Stranger: lets chat
Stranger: sure what your name
You: Destiny McLuvsTheCock
Stranger: your facebook
You: yes that's it add me.
Stranger: you sure lol
You: you scared? im dripping.
You: SACRE BLEU MY RAT IS STARVING.
Stranger: I can find you.
You: This is an official FBI notice. You have contravened US Penal Code 1384JHGHA. Click here to look this up. We have tracked your ip address to: Laval, Quebec, Canada. Continuation of lewd behavior towards minors will result in prosecution. End this conversation immediately and turn off your electronic device for three calendar days or face prosecution.
Stranger: whut?????

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*doffs cap
 

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