Things under 40’s will never know.

[Leylo]

Ironing patches on jeans because holes on the knees of jeans..wtf went to school with them on

 

[Suttoner]

Grolsch bottle tops on laces and keyrings

Mad Dog 20/20 drink... Loved it, £1 a bottle

 

[Kurt.]

Do they still teach the kids how to blast out 3 blind mice with a recorder ?

 

[Granada blue]

Do they still teach the kids how to blast out 3 blind mice with a recorder ?

Think it’s all ukulele’s these days.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Think it’s all ukulele’s these days.

Well that's me in the corner....

 

[Tim's tourettes]

Waiting, with trousers down, for the boobies to appear on Eurotrash

 

[The binman chronicles]

How many times you wake up to take a slash at night.

 

[Kurt.]

Do they still make them 2p Dairy milk dispenser/money box things ?

 

[CrustySack]

Yellow street lights

 

[uglykidjoe1982]

Constant low level muscle ache until at least midday.

 

[Eggs]

…Everton related;

-Seat cushions for sale in the stands at Goodison.
- Half-time scores on the A-Z boards on either side of the pitch, it was the only way of knowing scores elsewhere.
-The 2 blokes with arms like Popeye carrying the advertising board around the ground,
- photographers behind each goal (always more behind the opposition goal because we used to be good).
- The pitch going bald down the middle as the season progressed.
- season ticket books.
- queuing for 7 hours to get your cup tickets.
- Everton Supporters Club on City Road.
- Refs coming onto the pitch unnoticed, minutes after the players.
- semi-circles behind each goal
- railings around the terracing.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Getting punched, kicked, hair pulled and mentally abused by secondary school teachers!

Character building they called it, until one of them went jail.

Chalk ,books or dusters being launched at pupils.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

…Everton related;

-Seat cushions for sale in the stands at Goodison.
- Half-time scores on the A-Z boards on either side of the pitch, it was the only way of knowing scores elsewhere.
-The 2 blokes with arms like Popeye carrying the advertising board around the ground,
- photographers behind each goal (always more behind the opposition goal because we used to be good).
- The pitch going bald down the middle as the season progressed.
- season ticket books.
- queuing for 7 hours to get your cup tickets.
- Everton Supporters Club on City Road.
- Refs coming onto the pitch unnoticed, minutes after the players.
- semi-circles behind each goal
- railings around the terracing.

Free programme in the stands

 

[bcblue1878]

…Everton related;

-Seat cushions for sale in the stands at Goodison.
- Half-time scores on the A-Z boards on either side of the pitch, it was the only way of knowing scores elsewhere.
-The 2 blokes with arms like Popeye carrying the advertising board around the ground,
- photographers behind each goal (always more behind the opposition goal because we used to be good).
- The pitch going bald down the middle as the season progressed.
- season ticket books.
- queuing for 7 hours to get your cup tickets.
- Everton Supporters Club on City Road.
- Refs coming onto the pitch unnoticed, minutes after the players.
- semi-circles behind each goal
- railings around the terracing.

The sight of those seat cushions spinning their way down on to the pitch in protest at a poor performance!
God only knows what would be happening to them today with some of the stuff we have to endure at Goodison these days!

 

[Dancing Pat]

Chalk ,books or dusters being launched at pupils.

Also getting hit over the knuckles with a metre long ruler.