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barneygumble
Player Valuation: £70m
Erm...Think I remember one we had on loan recently.
I blame Lampard
for everything.
Didn't he turn us down just before Lampard was sacked then, join us der Dyche, had a boss cameo, then got frozen out?
this is a day after that transfer Summit right?, obviously agreed to him being the target striker
I'd prefer a forward who knew how to dress himself properly. Or is this a ploy so defenders don't know whether he's coming or going? 
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
I'd prefer a forward who knew how to dress himself properly. Or is this a ploy so defenders don't know whether he's coming or going?
Two of you with the same pic...
...this tells me;
FC SEXY IS ON THE WAY BACK
Similar rags to riches story like Beto?
Can't see us splurging £30 million bones on a 22-year-old when we desperately need a striker that's learned and honed his craft leading the line next season. Great if we could get a young up-and-comer like this fella though alongside another more proven striker - buying fit the now and the future.
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
I'm all for a guy that will Barry his chances
Blueclouds
Player Valuation: £35m
Why is he being sold after only signing for his club in 2024? Or is this a release clause?
ToffeeScot
Player Valuation: £25m
He has a €40m release clause. I can't remember if it's a requirement in La Liga or not but most players have one. Some are stupidly large and nonsensical and some reasonable.
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