Transfer Rumour Theo Walcott

[MikeH72]

In 12 years in the Prem, hes never beaten DJ Campbell for goals in the league

Amazing

He is a winger, good try though.

Edit: I've just noticed that actually, his 14 in 2012/13 was indeed more than DJ Campbell's 13. Keep going though Chris my mert.

 

[red1]

You’s will be alright mate. You are signing Aubemayang (sorry for the spelling) and that Malcom aren’t you?

I hope they're not dumb enough to come here, this club is entering a period of crisis. Aubemayang should honestly stay away. Lemar made the right decision in the summer. We bid £90 Million for him and he turned us down. He knows how toxic this place is.

 

[nsno-chris]

When we counter attack, we are PAINFULLY slow.

I doubt having a lightning fast winger as an outlet will make any difference though

Yet we have people like Lookman and Niasse sitting on the bench

 

[JammyP]

Looks like this one is over the line now ! Welcome to everton Theo !

In last season's shirt...

 

[Kal El]

It's done mate.

When are Bournemouth announcing him?

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

i don't claim to be ITK or anything, but we haven't replaced our left back, because back in 2011 the board could not take the fact that our prized left back would one day have to retire, so we sold Arteta, and used the funds to setup a Bio-engineering facility based in Russia (here the Usmanov ties come in) the facility was mainly researching Leighton's bones structure and potential "Human upgrades" word on the street is he hasn't been injured but actually has been scheduled for operation based on the successful testing and breakthrough in "Animatronic Legs Replacement Therapy" or AL-RT for short.

bit of loophole in the FA

Success rate is 46%

ONCE AGAIN, don't shoot the messenger

You are so close its unreal....

Its actually a cloning plant, we are waiting for Baby Clone Baines to mature enough to be brought into our squad....

Another Great Everton First - First cloned player

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Decent signing.

 

[royalblue66]

When are Bournemouth announcing him?

Could be when we have finished with him.

 

[GrumpyBlue]

In last season's shirt...

And Lookman's head

 

[Dave Higgs]

Theo been on the sunbeds?

Looks like he sleeps in a sunbed

 

[JammyP]

You are so close its unreal....

Its actually a cloning plant, we are waiting for Baby Clone Baines to mature enough to be brought into our squad....

Another Great Everton First - First cloned player

Isn't there a tiny little bit of Dixie Dean in the back of every shirt this season?

 

[Timak]

Stats, stats, stats,

Moneyball FC

Oh, and yes I have. The ball goes up, up, up into the air. We lose possession, fall into a back 10 about 20 yards from our goal and pray we don't score. Theo will fix this though

We are as far away as possible from a stats/analytics/moneyball club as it is possible to be.

The "moneyball" types on the internet have been calling out our woeful recruitment for the past 4 years - and they've been right.

 

[kenada_blue]

Ttttttteeeeeeooooo

 

[JLW]

Mate, Everton are a proper football club.

Arsenal are now just a corporation and have long stopped being an actual football club. Ask any Arsenal fan if you don't believe me.

Lad that’s just another ‘little pat on the head’ for little old no threat to anyone Everton!
We just exist in the PL and to other clubs alls we are is just a fixture in the league. Arsenal are in a massive decline and we are still a million miles away from competing with you lot.

 

[PhilEFC]

I hope they're not dumb enough to come here, this club is entering a period of crisis. Aubemayang should honestly stay away. Lemar made the right decision in the summer. We bid £90 Million for him and he turned us down. He knows how toxic this place is.

Really mate? I still think Arsenal are one of the few clubs in our league that could attract most players, and you’ve also got the London thing.

I think Aubemayang would jump at the chance to join.