The worst possible Everton manager

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The tub of lard that starred on Have I Got News for You several years back. Or have we already appointed him?
We did appoint him mate, he was playing as center half until he had that mare for Wales and he has since been benched!
 
1) Splice the genetic material from Koeman and BFS to create a woman.
2) Splice the genetic material of Mike Walker and Walter Smith to create a man.
3) Mate the two creations to create another woman.
4) Mate that woman with Ian Dowie and then present the hideously deformed, drooling half-wit as our next manager wearing an Everton top and a hessian sack on its head.
There’s loads of them on the Wirral.
 



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