Have you gently slipped into your old age and no one told you?
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It would appear so
scratchnsurf
Player Valuation: £40m
They probably did you tell you. You either didn't hear it or have forgotten.
To be fair, the slipper/trainers do look comfy.
Oh No! Its happening to me too.
Arrgh,it's got you too
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Bazlar
Player Valuation: £25m
A man was being interviewed for a job in Gwynedd Council.
"Were you in the military?" the interviewer asks.
"Yes, I was a Royal Marine," responded the applicant.
"Did you see any active duty?"
"I was in Iraq for two years, and Afghanistan for three, and I must inform you that I have a partial disability."
"That's not a problem, and I thank you for your service. May I ask what happened?"
"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and, unfortunately, I lost both my testicles."
"Okay." say the interviewer "are you allergic to anything?"
"Coffee" says the veteran. "I can't drink coffee. "
"No problem sir, you're hired. You can start Monday at 10 a.m."
"10am? - When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability."
"Everyone else starts at 8 a.m, but I might as well be honest with you.
Workers here spend the first 2 hours scratching their balls and drinking coffee. No point you being here for that, is there?"
"Were you in the military?" the interviewer asks.
"Yes, I was a Royal Marine," responded the applicant.
"Did you see any active duty?"
"I was in Iraq for two years, and Afghanistan for three, and I must inform you that I have a partial disability."
"That's not a problem, and I thank you for your service. May I ask what happened?"
"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and, unfortunately, I lost both my testicles."
"Okay." say the interviewer "are you allergic to anything?"
"Coffee" says the veteran. "I can't drink coffee. "
"No problem sir, you're hired. You can start Monday at 10 a.m."
"10am? - When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability."
"Everyone else starts at 8 a.m, but I might as well be honest with you.
Workers here spend the first 2 hours scratching their balls and drinking coffee. No point you being here for that, is there?"
I was wondering why “Lemon pound cake” was trending
