The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

A man was being interviewed for a job in Gwynedd Council.

"Were you in the military?" the interviewer asks.

"Yes, I was a Royal Marine," responded the applicant.

"Did you see any active duty?"

"I was in Iraq for two years, and Afghanistan for three, and I must inform you that I have a partial disability."

"That's not a problem, and I thank you for your service. May I ask what happened?"

"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and, unfortunately, I lost both my testicles."

"Okay." say the interviewer "are you allergic to anything?"

"Coffee" says the veteran. "I can't drink coffee. "

"No problem sir, you're hired. You can start Monday at 10 a.m."

"10am? - When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability."

"Everyone else starts at 8 a.m, but I might as well be honest with you.
Workers here spend the first 2 hours scratching their balls and drinking coffee. No point you being here for that, is there?"
 

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