LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More
@MediocreJoker85
In a crowded city, a beautiful young woman was waiting at a bus stop.She was wearing a tight leather mini skirt with matching boots and jacket.When the bus arrived and it was her turn to board, she realized the skirt was so tight she couldn’t lift her leg high enough to step onto the bus.Slightly embarrassed, she smiled at the driver and reached behind her waist to unzip her skirt a little, hoping it would give her enough slack.She tried again, but still couldn’t make the step.So she reached back and unzipped it a little more.Again she tried to step up… and again she couldn’t.With another polite smile, she reached back and unzipped it even further, but still couldn’t lift her leg high enough.At that point, a big Texan standing behind her in line simply picked her up by the waist and placed her on the step of the bus.Furious, she spun around and yelled, “How dare you touch me! I don’t even know you!”The Texan tipped his hat and said, “Well ma’am, normally I’d agree with you…”“But after you unzipped my fly three times, I figured we were friends.”
He's well worth a read though.
