Is this a picture of you Kurtis?
You’re abar 4 days too early for Halloween mate.
They must think you’re proper certifiable walking around like this with a cucumber stitched into your costume.
I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday...
They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...