The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Fake, but it's an entertaining thought.

 

[Sean Ashley]

Market stall at mount Vesuvius. The lady stopped me before I could get one of the cock ornaments

 

[The Celtic View]

Anne Boleyn just can't catch a break.

All joking aside, I have no time for these charlatans.

One minute it's a vague "I'm getting a name. I think it begins with J" then, after the client says her uncle John recently passed away she starts getting clearer messages. Why didn't uncle John just tell you who the Fleck he is, you absolute chancer?

How can anyone believe in these frauds? At the risk of being accused of sexism, I reckon somewhere between 95% to 99% of the people who go to see these utter counts will be women.

 

[Bluebonic]

 

[Bluebonic]

 

[NeilMorepies]

 

[Dancing Pat]

 

[Bluebonic]

 

[Milk]

For the girl who likes cock …

 

[dublinbluenose]

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Just found my wife’s new favourite shop at Singapore airport

 

[Bluebonic]

 

[Milk]

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Classic Keane

 

[Dancing Pat]

And as if by magic, as soon as Mummy sits down on the toilet, small children appear to stare at her and ask her questions.

'Christ on a bike!' says Mummy. 'Can't I even take a [Poor language removed] in peace?!'

The children laugh and shout snack demands at her. It is 3.48pm and there are still over 3 hours left till bedtime.