bluebottle
Player Valuation: £35m
You black gold mailing arse holes. You will come to heel or so help me god. Also you don't want him and shun him as much as possible and we don't want him because he isn't a "plucky" Brit.We've got loads of oil mate. You want to start sucking up to us or we'll jib you off.
You can start by worshipping Andrew Murray.