The Oldies Thread

Cheers mate.

Hi guys.

Just came in here to introduce myself.

I'm 59 years old. I'm a lifelong Evertonian. And I've just discovered I'm old.

With this lockdown in place I guess I'll be spending more time in here over the coming weeks. But before anyone asks, NO you can't borrow my zimmer because I don't possess one.:)

Obviously I will need to explain the initiation programme and the thread fee structure, no rush though, just settle in......
 
Had our evening meal, just enjoying a really nice red wine in a proper glass. So my daughter, who’s on a health kick brings me some green olives, and tbf I love olives but not really with red wine. Anyway, I says can you get me one of the little sticks to eat them with. So I‘m sat here with an over large glass of red wine, a yellow bowl of green olives and a ten inch wooden skewer because she couldn’t find the cocktail sticks.....Pure class.....
 

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