The Oldies Thread

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Let's hope Finch Farm have sorted our boys out with their pasta then.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

There was a warning video for everything back in those days.

And now it's produced a nation of bedwetters who run around trying to fill their houses with toilet roll at the first sign of trouble.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

This might not help you sleep actually lol.

 

[summerisle]

There was a warning video for everything back in those days.

And now it's produced a nation of bedwetters who run around trying to fill their houses with toilet roll at the first sign of trouble.

They don't like it up 'em (unless it's toilet paper)

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

They don't like it up 'em (unless it's toilet paper)

Hahaha.

Some lunatic is actually stashing it up his bottom now i expect.

You've got to hand it to people though, it came from nowhere this toilet roll obsession. It's one of the weirdest and funniest things I've known in my life.

I mean, diarrhoea isn't even one of the symptoms. Why do they suddenly expect to need to wipe the equivalent of the Norwegian Christmas tree over the next couple of weeks?


Great stuff. I'll miss the old human race.

 

[orly]

Right then you old bozos.

Time to get yourself ready for the new government measures.

Roll call time.

Posters over the age of 70 on here:

@Methuselah (aged about 104)
@Joey66 (not actually 54 apparently)
@Steve Wigan (80-something)

Who else have I missed?

 

[royalblue66]

Right then you old bozos.

Time to get yourself ready for the new government measures.

Roll call time.

Posters over the age of 70 on here:

@Methuselah (aged about 104)
@Joey66 (not actually 54 apparently)
@Steve Wigan (80-something)

Who else have I missed?

Me

 

[orly]

Me

State your age and general well-being please

 

[royalblue66]

State your age and general well-being please

A fit 84

 

[orly]

A fit 84

Bed now

 

[Joey66]

Right then you old bozos.

Time to get yourself ready for the new government measures.

Roll call time.

Posters over the age of 70 on here:

@Methuselah (aged about 104)
@Joey66 (not actually 54 apparently)
@Steve Wigan (80-something)

Who else have I missed?

Urm I am 65 going on 80 yrs old so you are half correct
Tell me how your Twitter account went south and are now back on here with your two mirrors intact glad to see you return

 

[Methuselah]

Right then you old bozos.

Time to get yourself ready for the new government measures.

Roll call time.

Posters over the age of 70 on here:

@Methuselah (aged about 104)
@Joey66 (not actually 54 apparently)
@Steve Wigan (80-something)

Who else have I missed?

I click up another year on Tuesday (St Patrick's day) Not quite 104 though. lol

 

[roydo]

I am technically retired now. Its been good timing, and no mistake.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Right then you old bozos.

Time to get yourself ready for the new government measures.

Roll call time.

Posters over the age of 70 on here:

@Methuselah (aged about 104)
@Joey66 (not actually 54 apparently)
@Steve Wigan (80-something)

Who else have I missed?

@Diogenes the Cynic. 84 (wrists only)

 

[sdk]

As a troubled teen in his mid-fifties I'm here to ease the fears of the youngsters by assuring them that age ain't nothing but a number and a growing list of chronic ailments. Now let's all consult research librarians and road maps.