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Im 32 this year and my checklist says I’m old
Receding hairline
Bad back
Heartburn all the time
Aching joints
Had a knee op already
Takes 2/3 days to recover from a late night
Can’t stand all the ‘gangsta’ rap played on the radio
 
Im 32 this year and my checklist says I’m old
Receding hairline
Bad back
Heartburn all the time
Aching joints
Had a knee op already
Takes 2/3 days to recover from a late night
Can’t stand all the ‘gangsta’ rap played on the radio

Just you wait until you are 62 citizen.

No hair at all.
Bad everything.
Possibly had a heart bypass, but will be on statins.
Aching everything.
Had loads of intrusive medical procedures (including that lovely prostate check)
NO late nights.
Hate all music, except for the Beatles and Bob Dylan.

Enjoy the next 30 years, it's all downhill.
 
No but you get watery eyes :D it's not that painful to be fair - a vital test that can save lives - with having a past tumour on my kydney I have been to urology , and have a prostate test , it's just uncomfortable no more than that......
Yes the test are vital I go for a free aneurysm test at the end of the month as I have reach 65 years old ....
Joey, you are quickly becoming a hero of mine. Messing up the spelling of kidney but nailing urology and aneurysm.
 
Aren't we all. :)

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